Well, hey! How're you doing? Got an eye-opener for you today but first things first, eh. Fill that mug you're holding with some perky arabica bean juice and snag a virtual doughnut or two. Why the heck not! Now..what was I about to tell you? Oh yeah, the eye opener...
Lucy Luckayanko is perhaps the only New Yorker to have an eye-stud.
She spent $3,000 on a one-minute procedure to have a heart-shaped piece
of platinum inserted into the white of her right eyeball.
Harvard and NYU-trained Dr. Chynn performed the procedure. Interestingly, he has been here in my blog
before. He made news last August as a love-crazed doctor desperate to
find his soul-mate. He spent thousands of dollars on high-end
matchmaking services and charity donations in exchange for dates. When
nothing worked out, he began to offer free cosmetic procedures to anyone
who would introduce him to the girl of his dreams. Going by this, I
don’t know if Lucy has had to pay for her treatment or got it free in
exchange for setting up Dr. Chynn on a date. In any case, she went ahead
with it and now she looks like she has a piece of dirt stuck in her eye
forever.
Doctors have done this procedure several times in Europe and
Los Angeles, but this was New York’s first. To perform it, Dr. Chynn
first injected an anesthetic into Lucy’s eye. Then he made a tiny
incision to “try to divide a pocket in between the sclera (the white
part) and the conjunctiva (the clear part)” of her eye. Using forceps,
he placed the 3.5mm platinum stud in a drop of water on Lucy’s eye
membrane. Since the stud is so small, it had to be floated into
position. It was all over in a matter of minutes and Lucy went home with
her new bejeweled eye soon after.
I don't know about you but I am sure that would drive me bonkers! I already have a spot in the back of my eye that moves as my eye does. It is like a mosquito flying just in front of my eye all the time...though it moves slower than a mossy does. Even so, during summer months, I may be seen to swat an invisible mossy every once in a while and some folks think I am crazier than I really am!
See ya, eh!
Bob
Sunday, November 24, 2013
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