Sunday, November 24, 2013

Woman Gets Platinum Jewel Implanted in Her Eye

Well, hey! How're you doing? Got an eye-opener for you today but first things first, eh. Fill that mug you're holding with some perky arabica bean juice and snag a virtual doughnut or two. Why the heck not! Now..what was I about to tell you? Oh yeah, the eye opener...

Lucy Luckayanko is perhaps the only New Yorker to have an eye-stud. She spent $3,000 on a one-minute procedure to have a heart-shaped piece of platinum inserted into the white of her right eyeball.

Harvard and NYU-trained Dr. Chynn performed the procedure. Interestingly, he has been here in my blog before. He made news last August as a love-crazed doctor desperate to find his soul-mate. He spent thousands of dollars on high-end matchmaking services and charity donations in exchange for dates. When nothing worked out, he began to offer free cosmetic procedures to anyone who would introduce him to the girl of his dreams. Going by this, I don’t know if Lucy has had to pay for her treatment or got it free in exchange for setting up Dr. Chynn on a date. In any case, she went ahead with it and now she looks like she has a piece of dirt stuck in her eye forever.

Doctors have done this procedure several times in Europe and Los Angeles, but this was New York’s first. To perform it, Dr. Chynn first injected an anesthetic into Lucy’s eye. Then he made a tiny incision to “try to divide a pocket in between the sclera (the white part) and the conjunctiva (the clear part)” of her eye. Using forceps, he placed the 3.5mm platinum stud in a drop of water on Lucy’s eye membrane. Since the stud is so small, it had to be floated into position. It was all over in a matter of minutes and Lucy went home with her new bejeweled eye soon after.

I don't know about you but I am sure  that would drive me bonkers! I already have a spot in the back of my eye that moves as my eye does. It is like a mosquito flying just in front of my eye all the time...though it moves slower than a mossy does. Even so, during summer months, I may be seen to swat an invisible mossy every once in a while and some folks think I am crazier than I really am!

See ya, eh!

Bob

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