Friday, March 29, 2013

A Ship in the Middle of the Canadian Prairies?

Well, hi there! Wonderful to see you. Coffee's hot, VTs are warm and fresh out of the oven so dig in! What's strange about a ship in the middle of Saskatchewan? Read on, eh!

Driving down No. 2 highway south of Moose Jaw, bang in the middle of the Saskatchewan prairie, you can see a large ship flying Finnish and Canadian flags. Confused about a ship so far away from the sea? The ship was built there for good reason by a Finn named Tom Sukanen during the Great Depression. His plan was to use the vessel to sail back to his homeland of Finland.

Tom’s story is the stuff that several Finnish and Canadian documentaries and plays are made of. Born in 1878 in the Finnish archipelago, he learned to sail and navigate with a compass and sextant, and also became proficient in steel working and shipbuilding – the only trades available on the coast where he grew up. 

At the age of 20, he sailed to America and ended up in Minnesota, like many other Norwegians, Finns and Swedes. He married a young Finnish girl and managed to make a small living on the farm his father-in-law had left them, raising a family of three daughters and a son. 

It wasn’t the life he had dreamed of when he left Finland, so 1911, out of desperation, he abandoned his family and went across the Canadian border in search of his brother. He completed the 600-mile journey on foot, finally reuniting with his brother in the Macrorie-Birsay area in Saskatchewan.

What happened after that? Sketchy but I guess if was after he finished building the ship that someone told him the nearest ocean access was approximately 1000 miles away. No wonder it's still there, eh! I wonder what the Finnish equivalent of 'Oy Vey!' would be?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Cage Homes in Hong Kong

Hi there! How's life treating you today? Hope it's smiling all around you. Smile your way over to the coffeepot and pour some brown elixir into your mug. Snag a virtual treat while you're there, eh. Say...remember I did a post a while ago about folks in Tokyo who pay $600 for a 4x4x10' apartment? Well, compared to these folks, they've got it good!

Hong Kong is generally known the world over for its material comforts and affluent lifestyle. But there’s a dark  it as well that not many are aware of. Parallel to the wealthy citizens of Hong Kong there exists a community that is unable to cope with skyrocketing housing prices. These people are quite literally forced to live in tiny metal cages.

What’s worse is that the cages don’t come for free either. Stacked on top of each other, the 1.5 sq m enclosure can be rented at a price of 1,300 Hong Kong dollars (about US $167) per month. These cages are crammed into a single dilapidated apartment in a working-class neighborhood in West Kowloon. Believe it or not, these metal living quarters are home to a whopping 100,000 people, according to statistics provided by a social welfare group called the Society for Community Organization. 

Other types of inadequate housing include apartments subdivided into tiny cubicles or filled with coffin-sized wood and metal sleeping compartments as well as rooftop shacks. Only two toilet stalls are available in each apartment and have to be shared by hundreds of single, elderly men, who make up the majority of the cage-occupants. No kitchen as such is provided; there’s only a small room with a sink. 

Almost all the men wash their clothes in a bucket. Instead of using mattresses, the men use thin pads, bamboo mats or old linoleum in their cages to keep the bedbugs away.

We sometimes like to complain about our lot in life. Stories like this remind us how good we really have it.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Billboard Produces 100 Liters of Drinking Water a Day

Lima-water-billboardHey there! Wonderful to see you! Wassup? Pour yourself a mug of pick-me-up juice. Grab a virtual treat while your over there. Say...you know how they're always on about us drinking more water, eh? Well in Peru they have come up with a novel idea. 

Researchers in Peru have teamed up with an ad agency to provide a viable solution to the problem of potable water shortage in Lima, the world’s second-largest city in the world. Their  creation is a s simple as it is ingenious – a billboard that turns air humidity into drinking water.

Located northern edge of the Atacama, the driest desert in the world, the city of Lima and its surrounding villages get around 0.51 inches of precipitation per year. For a long time, the capital city has relied on drainage from the Andes mountains and runoff from melted glaciers for its potable water needs, but due to climate change, the water supply from both sources is on the decline. 

Out of the 8.5 million people living in Lima, 1.2 million lack running water completely and have to either draw water from wells, which is known to be polluted, or rely on unregulated private-company water trucks, which charge u to 20 time the normal price of tap water. 

Aware of this dire problem, Lima’s University of Engineering and Technology started looking for a way to solve the problem and, at the same time, draw the attention of applicants for 2013. Inspired by the fact that the city’s average air humidity is about 83%, due to its location along the Southern Pacific Ocean, UTEC partnered with advertising agency Mayo Draft FCB to create an eye-catching billboard that produces water out of thin air.

Watch for this idea to spread around the planet, eh. I think this is a good thing, don't you?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Thursday, March 28, 2013

London Public Toilet is Now a Gourmet Snack Bar!

Hi ya! How's she going? Ready for your daily java and virtual treat? Of course you are, eh! Now I don't know about you but I've never been one to take a coffee to the toidy with me...but here's a place where you have no choice.

If you enjoy eating in the bathroom, you have to check out the Attendant Cafe, in London. Formerly a 19th century public restroom, the underground venue has recently been converted into a gourmet sandwich shop, but retains many of its original decors, including the urinals…

Rising property prices in London are becoming a big problem for would-be homeowners and businesses looking for commercial spaces. But for the few people who can see beyond the smelly history of the city’s abandoned public toilets, converting them into quirky restaurants and bars is proving to be a very cost-effective alternative. 

One such bold entrepreneur is Peter Tomlinson, who invested most of his savings into turning a 19th century men’s restroom on Foley Street into the Attendant snack bar. Don’t worry, it smells a lot better than it sounds, but patrons looking to enjoy a gourmet sandwich and a hot cup of coffee in this place might be a bit put off by some of the decor elements. 

For example, the old porcelain urinals have been re-purposed as table tops, so you’re basically enjoying your meals in the exact same place where Londoners used to…well, I wouldn’t want to spoil your appetite.

Not sure I'd rush over the pond to try it. You?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Share Breakfast with the Long Necks

Hi ya! How're you this fine day? Ready to get perky? Grab a mugful of coffee and a virtual treat. Say...how do you talk to a Giraffe face-to-face?

By peeking out of the top-floor window of a very high house, of course. That’s exactly what the owners of Giraffe Manor, in Kenya, do. And you could too, if you went to spend a few nights in one of the 6 rooms of the old manor turned hotel.

The residents of this unique tourist attraction are the Carr-Hartley family, along with eight Rothschild giraffes, one of the rarest subspecies on the planet. The English-style manor was built in the colonial era and is part of a 140-acre estate in the shadow of Kenya’s Mount Kilimanjaro. Tanya and Mikey Carr-Hartley, both 41, grew up close to the house in Nairobi when they were children and always dreamed of owning it someday. So once they started a family of their own and the house came up for sale, they jumped at the opportunity. Since Michael’s family has been involved in the protection of animals for several generations, they do not mind taking care of the endangered giraffes. In fact, they love it.
Of course, if you go to Thailand, you can have breakfast with other long-necks - the Karen people - one of many Hill Tribes in the mountainous north.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Good drive - Bad Drive!

Well hi there! Greetings from Cornwall, Ontario - down near the Quebec border. We had a leisurely drive down yesterday morning. Nong checked in with Tims and she starts on a short shift next Monday (4 hours)...kind of easing her back into the workforce, so to speak, eh.However, it appears the manager will be putting her back on her old 6:00 AM - 2:00 PM shift when she starts back fulltime. Nong is happy about that. We're early birds anyway!

Before I forget...great too see you today. Pour yourself a mugga and grab a virtual treat. I happened upon a fruit explosion muffin whilst we were at Tims and we've won two free cops of coffee so far in their Roll Up the Rim to Win contest. Now on to the topic for today...

While we're on about driving, here's a little gem for you that I call "Whose fault is it?"

...In September 2010, a speeding, intoxicated driver ran a stop sign near Dade City, Fla., careened off a highway, and rammed two trees along a private road, instantly killing himself and his passenger. In January, the estate of the passenger filed a lawsuit for wrongful death, charging the residents along the private road with letting the trees grow in a dangerous location where they could be easily hit, especially since the residents had failed to light the area adequately. "How it's our fault, I have no idea," said one surprised resident, who noted that the entire neighborhood had mourned the strangers at the time of the sad, traumatic collision. [Tampa Bay Times, 2- 10-2013]

So forget about the fact that the guy was pissed as a newt, careened off the highway, onto a street and because there happened to be trees planted along the street, his estate is blaming the residents for planting the trees in the wrong place and not lighting them enough so that drunk drivers careening off the highway see them in time to avoid them and go on to kill themselves someplace else. Did I get that right?

Do you think the lawyer chases ambulances in his spare time, too?

See ya, eh!

Bob


PS: We're already up to four free coffees at Tims and we only arrived yesterday!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Something Smells Rotten

Hi ya! Great to see you. You're looking good as far as I can see. Working out? Keeping fit? Whatever, eh. Help yourself to a mugga and a virtual treat. Say..do you believe in Zombies? Well, whether you believe in them or not, here's a company that wants you to smell like one!

If you’ve always dreamed of smelling like a walking corpse, you’re in luck, because weird-perfume maker Demeter has recently launched Zombie for Him/Her, a new line of putrid fragrances for both men and women.

Say the Zombie Apocalypse happens tomorrow and you find yourself all alone in a world full of brain eating undead. What’s your best bet of staying alive when all odds are stacked against you? A Zombie Emergency Defense Station might work for a little while, but what if you didn’t have to hide in fear and wait for that inevitable moment when you run out of bullets and supplies?

What if you could just blend among the walking dead without them even noticing the presence of your warm body? That’s where the Zombie for Him and Her perfumes can come in handy.

Apparently the men’s fragrance is formulated with the scent of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth and will have you smelling like a decomposing body as soon as you spray it on. The ladies’ zombie perfume is a lighter version of the above “with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.” Since they’re only going to be available through April 30, you might want to stock up on zombie perfumes for the impending doom.

Sounds like a grave undertaking to me!

See ya, eh!

Bob

PS: Nong and I are headed down the 401 today to Cornwall to finalize the purchase of our new abode. We'll be gone till Friday and I am not sure what free Wi-Fi will be available to me but if all else fails, I know I can go to a Tim Hortons and enjoy a mug of coffee while I write. They all have free Wi-Fi so I'll do my best to keep the blog on track, eh!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Lifelogging

Well, there you are. A body does tend to wonder sometimes, eh. Never mind. You're here now and that's all that matters. So, pull up a mug, fill it to the brim with coffee and pick up a virtual treat to tide you over while I lead you down the 'blogging' path.

First there was journalling, then came blogging, vlogging and even microblogging. The latest in the trend of recording life experiences is Lifelogging – recording every little thing that goes on in your life through pictures. As if people sharing mind-numbingly mundane pictures of things like what they ate and where they slept wasn’t enough, modern lifelogging devices actually help people take continuous photographs and videos of every single moment of their day.

So capturing only the special times of your life – like weddings, birthdays or your child being born – is fast becoming a thing of the past. With lifelogging, it’s just like downloading your entire life, minute by minute, and storing it on your computer. A master file, if you will, that you can always refer back to, to remember exactly what happened in the past. 

According to the fans of this practice, lifelogging helps them create what they call a perfect digital archive. This can be accessed any time, so they are able to recall things like where they left their car keys or remember a cherished moment in great detail. These lifeloggers capture their daily routine through pictures or video and store them on the internet. Some of them also record patterns of their mood, sleep, exercise and diet.

A handful of users have also broadcast their lives online for everyone to see, and most say that they want to create as many data streams about themselves as possible, so the data can be collated and analyzed, leading to new insights and revelations about their lives. It’s especially helpful to those who are interested in health and fitness.

Does it turn off when you fall asleep or will 1/3 of the entire memory be z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z, etc...?

For many people, replaying their lifelog might be as exciting as watching rocks grow. Of course, some folks would have to be careful not to let others get hold of the replay, eh. Started your lifelog yet? Better get on with it! Now...where'd I leave the car this time?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Tree Spirits

Hi ya! How're you faring? Ready for a mugga and a virtual tree't? You've wandered into the right place. Help yourself. Say... ever go for a wander in the woods and get the feeling someone is watching you? Yeah, me, too. Well it may be the tree spirits.

The Tree Spirits of Saint Simmons Island are one of the most fascinating roadside attractions in North America. Carved into dozens of live oaks and hardwoods, the mysterious wise faces that seem to reveal the trees’ inner spirits are the work of local sculptor Keith Jennings.

Jennings started his Tree Spirits project in 1982, as a hobby. Looking for a way to kill time around the house, the artist armed himself with a few hand tools and began exercising his artistic talents on a tree in his backyard. “I had too much time and too little money,” My problem is just the opposite on both counts!

Keith remembers about the beginnings as a tree carver, but his works impressed the community to such a degree that he was later commissioned to release the inner spirits of 20 other trees around Saint Simmons Island, off the Georgia coast. 

Although it has long been said that the faces he sculpts into the trees are meant to represent the sailors who drowned on ships made from trees from the island, Keith Jennings dismisses the rumor. “The trees do it all,” he says. “I don’t have that much to do with it. The wood speaks to you, ya know?” 

Each of his intriguing artworks are created entirely according to the tree they’re carved into. “I like the way they age. The bark starts rolling over the edges and gives each one a spooky, eerie appearance,” the artist says.

Neat is all I have to say. Well, not all actually. I think there may be more to it than just a nifty facial design carved into a tree. Perhaps the trees do influence his designs more than even he thinks. First nations / aboriginal people would likely agree.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Friday, March 22, 2013

Death Wish in a Mug!

Hi there! Great to see you. Thanks for kicking on by today. Ready for a jolt of coffee and a virtual treat? Hell, yeah! But, I have to tell you, I mean I like coffee but there are places in Thailand where I would occasionally go where the coffee was BAM! STRONG! I say... STRONG! I would need some food in my stomach (some say it's an excuse got a piece of Chocolate Mud Cake...hmm, maybe once in a while, eh).

If you feel regular coffee isn’t strong enough to keep you awake and focused through the day, you might want to try a big cup of Death Wish. It’s advertised as the world’s strongest coffee and allegedly has 200% more caffeine that the average dark roast. That'll do it!

The name isn’t too encouraging for the faint-of-heart, but if you’re not too put off by it and the skull-and-bones logo on the pack, Death Wish may just become the best friend you could hope for. Upstate New York roaster Death Wish Coffee claims they have found a highly caffeinated bean that gives coffee that full Arabica flavor and double the buzz.

The creators of this powerful roast explain that while Arabica coffee is smoother and more flavorful than the harsher Robusta variety, it also has a much lower caffeine content. Also, dark roast coffee is weaker than a light roast, because the longer you “cook” it, the more caffeine is pulled out.

So while you’re favorite cup of joe might be strong in flavour, it probably has a very low caffeine content. After 5 years of having to tell sleepy customers who asked for a cup of their strongest coffee that their strongest tasting roasts were actually very low in caffeine, the makers of Death Wish went on a mission to find a special kind of coffee bean that had the full flavor of dark-roasted Arabica and the highest caffeine content possible. It seems they were successful.

Well, I hope I improved your coffee edu-ma-cation today. Sure did mine...and our new old house is just a 20 minute drive from Upstate New York. Hmmm...!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Shipwreck find could be legendary sunstone

Hi ya! Wassup? Keeping your nose to the grindstone; your shoulder to the wheel and your ear to the ground? Wonderful...now while in that position, try to reach the coffee pot so you can pour yourself a delightfully perky mug of coffee and reach out with the other hand and juggle a couple of virtual treats!  Say...if you are a lover of historical stories as I am, here's an interesting one for you...

An oblong crystal found in the wreck of a 16th century English warship is a sunstone, a near-mythical navigational aid said to have been used by Viking mariners, researchers say.
 
The stone is made of Iceland spar, a transparent, naturally-occurring calcite crystal that polarises light and can get a bearing on the sun.  It was found in the remains of a ship that had been dispatched to France in 1592 by Queen Elizabeth I as a precaution against a second Spanish Armada, but which had foundered off the island of Alderney in the English Channel.

British and French scientists have long argued that the find is a sunstone - a device that fractures the light, enabling seafarers to locate the sun even when it is behind clouds or has dipped below the horizon.

Sunstones, according to a theory first aired 45 years ago, helped the great Norse mariners to navigate their way to Iceland and even perhaps as far as North America during the Viking heyday of 900-1200 AD, way before the magnetic compass was introduced in Europe in the 13th century. But there is only a sketchy reference in ancient Norse literature to a “solarsteinn”, which means the idea has remained frustratingly without solid proof.

In a study published in the British journal Proceedings of the Royal Society A, investigators carried out a chemical analysis on a tiny sample, using a device called a spectrometer, which confirmed that the stone was a calcite. The stone is about the size of a small bar of soap whose edges have been trimmed at an angle. In technical terms, its shape is rhombohedral which is different from the shape you may have found yourself in if you attempted the position mentioned above.

It is milky white in appearance, and not transparent, but the new experiments show that this is surface discolouration, caused by centuries of immersion in sea water and abrasion by sand, the study said.
Using a transparent crystal similar to the original, the scientists were able to follow the track of the setting sun in poor light, with an accuracy of one degree.

In a second experiment, they were able to locate the sun for 40 minutes after sunset.
Other factors provide evidence that this is a sunstone, according to the investigation, led by Guy Ropars of the University of Rennes, in France's western region of Brittany.

The crystal was found in the wreckage alongside a pair of navigation dividers. And tests that placed a magnetic compass next to one of the iron cannons excavated from the ship found that the needle swung wildly, by as much as 100 degrees.

Put together, these suggest the sunstone may have been kept as a backup to a magnetic compass.
The authors also note previous research that some species of migrating birds appear to have used polarised light from the sky as a navigational aid or to recalibrate their magnetic compass around sunrise and sunset.

How does the sunstone work? If you put a dot on top of the crystal and look at it from below, two dots appear, because the light is “depolarised” and fractured along different axes. You then rotate the crystal until the two points have exactly the same intensity or darkness.

“At that angle, the upward-facing surface of the crystal indicates the direction of the sun,” Ropars told AFP in an interview in 2011.

D'you suppose you could create an ice block - like as giant ice cube, eh...and that if you put a dot atop it and looked through it from the bottom, it would work the same as a sunstone. Of course, the question is, what would you use it for, eh? Personally, I have no idea though I am sure it was handy in its time.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

High-Speed Evolution: Cars Driving Change In Cliff Swallows

Well, hey there! Nice to see you. Thanks for flying by today. Pour yourself a mugful of Arabica juice and snag one of those virtual treats on the tray over there. Did I say 'fly' by today? Imagine that, eh. Lucky coincidence because flying is my topic of the day. 

Adjusting to life around humans, with all our buildings and fast-moving transport mechanisms, has to be tough for a bird. It’s estimated that some 80 million birds are killed in motor vehicle collisions every year, and with an ever-growing population of people driving around and paving roads in more remote areas, things must be getting harder and harder for the animals we share our world with. But, the American Cliff Swallow isn’t one to let people ruin the future of its species without a fight.

A 30-year study of cliff swallows in north-west Nebraska found that, not withstanding the above, road deaths had declined by 80 per cent, even though the population had doubled over the same period.

University of Tulsa biologists said the birds appear to have evolved shorter wings that allowed them to take off and pivot more quickly.

While the species’ average wing length shortened by several millimetres over the course of the study, the wingspans of those killed on the road steadily increased to about 4mm longer than average.
“Longer wings have lower wing loading and do not allow as vertical a take-off as shorter, more rounded wings,” the scientists report in today’s issue of the journal Current Biology.
Cliff swallows nest under highway overpasses and in road culverts, and often sit on roads. The scientists, who drove the same roads every day looking for dead specimens, said the traffic threat had increased over the three decades because cars had become larger.

They said the fall in road deaths couldn’t be explained by population decline, because the number of local nests had doubled, and there was no evidence that predators or scavengers were taking more birds.

They said the swallows could be adapting to severe weather or changes in insect prey, as well as road threat, but these possibilities were difficult to evaluate.

Lead author Charles Brown said the findings suggested urban environments such as highways could be “evolutionary hotspots”, where animals changed rapidly in response to local threats.

“Evolution is an ongoing process, and all this – roads, sport utility vehicles and all – is part of nature or ‘the wild’,” Professor Brown said. “They exert selection pressures in a way we don’t usually think about.”

He said he wasn’t aware of any other studies of animals’ evolutionary responses to traffic threats.

Perhaps the pace of evolution has quickened in response to humanity's rush into the future.

See ya, eh!

Bob 

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Austria’s Healing Caves Offer Radioactive Miracle Cure

Well, hi there! Thanks for clicking by today. Just brewed a new pot of coffee. It's sitting right next to the tray of delectable virtual treats so cave in to your yearning, eh!  Segue...speaking of caves...

The largest pain management center in the world, and a popular health tourism destination, the Healing Caves of Gastein welcome over 75,000 people every year. They all flock to this miraculous place to undergo a controversial form of therapy with radioactive radon gas used to cure a variety of medical conditions, from arthritis to psoriasis.

When the people of Gastein started exploring the nearby Radhausberg Mountain in search of gold, they had no idea they would discover something infinitely more valuable –  naturally occurring low levels of radon gas. In time, they realized that the radioactive gas combined with the mountain caves’ high humidity and temperatures of up to 41.5° Celsius helped strengthen their immune system and cured some very serious illnesses. 

Word about the Gastein Healing Caves spread like wild fire throughout all of Austria, Germany and other Central European countries, and today Gastein is known not only as a world-class skiing destination, but also as a miraculous place of healing with a mind-blowing success rate of 90%. Most of the people who come here for radon treatment say a few sessions in the caves keep them pain-free for a whole year. 

Apparently, the radioactive gas is absorbed through the skin and lungs, activating the body at a cellular level and stimulating the self-healing process.

Yea and, like, you'll be walking around all radioactive, eh...for a whole year. Don't go near any Geiger counters, nuclear plants or airport scanning machines and I guess you'll be all right. Of course you may have to take a boat home from Austria!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Monday, March 18, 2013

How RFID Works

Hi ya! How're things with you today? Recovered from St. Paddy's Day, have you? Don't suppose a virtual coffee and a treat will hurt much, eh? Help yourself. Say...do you hate standing in a line at the supermarket as much as I do? It's not the waiting. It's the person in front of me who has a cart full to the top but is carrying something in one hand so s/he can only unload the cart one item at a time. Gr-r-r-! Well that may be about to end, eh.

Long checkout lines at the grocery store are one of the biggest complaints about the shopping experience. Soon, these lines could disappear when the ubiquitous Universal Product Code (UPC) bar code is replaced by smart labels, also called radio frequency identification (RFID) tags. RFID tags are intelligent bar codes that can talk to a networked system to track every product that you put in your shopping cart.

Imagine going to the grocery store, filling up your cart and walking right out the door. No longer will you have to wait as someone rings up each item in your cart one at a time. Instead, these RFID tags will communicate with an electronic reader that will detect every item in the cart and ring each up almost instantly. The reader will be connected to a large network that will send information on your products to the retailer and product manufacturers. Your bank will then be notified and the amount of the bill will be deducted from your account. No lines, no waiting.
RFID tags, a technology once limited to tracking cattle, are tracking consumer products worldwide. Many manufacturers use the tags to track the location of each product they make from the time it's made until it's pulled off the shelf and tossed in a shopping cart.

Outside the realm of retail merchandise, RFID tags are tracking vehicles, airline passengers, Alzheimer's patients and pets. Soon, they may even track your preference for chunky or creamy peanut butter. Some critics say RFID technology is becoming too much a part of our lives -- that is, if we're even aware of all the parts of our lives that it affects.

I may do a follow-up on this because RFIDs are becoming more and more commonplace in our society, eh. Big brother is not only watching you but he knows what kind (and colour) underwear you prefer and why!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The Woman Who Sees Everything Upside Down

Well, top of the morning to you and a Happy St. Patrick's Day! An assortment of green virtual treats awaits though I draw the line at green coffee - just the usual delicious Arabica. But I am going to turn your world upside down today...or at least tell you about someone who sees life that way.

Bojana Danilovic, a young woman from Serbia, suffers from a strange condition that has left both doctors and scientists baffled. The 28-year economics graduate sees everything upside down.
 
Experts from Harvard University and at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology who examined Bojana Danilovic say she suffers from a rare brain condition called ’spatial orientation phenomenon’. In layman’s terms that means her eyes see things the right way, but for some reason her brain changes them. 

Although there have been some similar cases recorded in history, Bojana’s case is truly unique. Everything in her life has been backwards, even the way she came into this world – feet first. Her parents remember that when she first started crawling, she would always move backwards, and when she began to walk, she did it in reverse. 

The remarkable young woman says her mother had to take a leave from her job in order to teach her to walk like all the other children. It took a lot of practice, but she finally managed to walk forward. Only this was only the beginning of a very unusual life.

Now isn't dat a foin t'ing, then. Saints preserve us. Imagine going through loif seein' t'ings bass ackwards and topsy turvy. Why you wouldn't know whether you were comin' or goin' now would ya?

See ya, ey!

Bob

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Poo Canoe to Cross English Channel!

Hey...how the heck are you today, eh? Coffeepot's awaiting and there's a tray of virtual treats right beside it so help yourself while I tell you what's happening in the world of poo. (Oh, right...he's off again on his poo crusade!). Well, hey, it's a topic close to all our hearts...actually a bit lower, but that's only a minor detail. So here it is...a canoe made of poo. Can you believe it?

Not only that but this poo canoe is getting ready to cross the English Channel on its maiden voyage.

Two men from Snowdonia, Wales are getting ready to cross one of the world’s busiest shipping lanes in an 18-foot vessel made entirely of sheep feces, recycled paper and beeswax.

The two men, Lez Paylor and Lawrence Toms run a company that produces recycled paper made from sheep poo. They decided to take their venture to sea by creating the boat.

Not only is the ship environmentally-friendly, the paddlers are crossing the channel for a good cause. The pair plans to raise money for their favorite charity Air Ambulance in Wales.

They hope to raise a dollar for every sheep in Wales, around $12,000, NBC reports.

Paylor and Toms took the poo canoe out for a test-paddle before they make their big crossing. While the boat was well-balanced, a large wet spot appeared at the bottom, indicating more layers of poo may be needed.

The two Welshmen returned the canoe to their shop to apply another layer or two of ewe poo.

They are able to make paper from the sheep poo because the diet of the sheep produces poo that is 50% grass fibres. It undergoes washing and heating before it is usable to create the paper.

Now you might think crossing the choppy Channel is a bit ambitious and I tend to agree but then who am I to poo-poo the idea, eh? Go for it, I say, but make sure you wear your life jackets, boys!

See ya, eh.

Bob

Friday, March 15, 2013

La Balade Des Gnomes – Belgium’s Fairytale Hotel

Hi ya! How you doing today, eh? A treat to see you, it is, so fill your mug full of tantalizingly aromatic coffee and snag a virtual doughnut, why don't'cha? Say...got a European vacation planned in the near future? I have an interesting place you might like to check out if you happen to find yourself in Belgium...

If you’re looking to take a break from your everyday life and retreat in a fairytale world, there’s probably no better place than La Balade des Gnomes, near the picturesque town of Dubuy, Belgium. Featuring ten amazingly-decorated bedrooms and a special suite designed as a Trojan cow, this place is certainly unique.

Formerly an ordinary Belgian farmhouse, La Balade des Gnomes was transformed into a magical tourist resort by architect owner Dominic Noel. Inspired by fantasy settings, ancient Greek history, science fiction and medieval castles, the resourceful Mr. Noel managed to create his incredible hotel exclusively out of natural materials like wood, stone and cob (mud mixed with lime and straw).

“The hotel was created by people who have a strong interest in nature,” the owner says, but anyone with a rich imagination would certainly appreciate the unworldly design and decorations of this place. 

The names of the rooms do a good job of describing what you can expect to see when you walk through the door: The Legend of Trolls seems taken straight out of the Lord of the Rings, In a Moon Neighborhood takes you to a distant future where humans can spend their vacation in a hotel on the Moon, while Macquarie Island boasts a marine decor complete with a boat-shaped bed.

Trojan cow? Send me some of whatever the architect was smoking when he designed the place, will ya?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Metal That Melts in Your Hand

Hey! Hey! Thanks for dropping by today. Wonderful to see you as always. Coffee's just perked and there's a tray full of delectable virtual treats awaiting your pleasure. Say... remember those liquid metal Terminators from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies?

What if I told you that that  kind of material isn’t just the fruit of someone’s sci-fi imagination, but a real metal? It’s called Gallium and it has some pretty cool properties.

So what makes gallium so special? Well, first of all, the brittle metal has a melting point of just  29.76 °C (85.57 °F), so if you hold it in your hand long enough it will become liquid.

That alone is pretty cool, but this rare metal has a few other amazing properties. For example, it “attacks” other metals, like aluminum. For example, just a drop of liquid gallium weakens the structure of a Coke can to the point where it can be pierced with the slight press of the thumb. Gallium infiltrates the aluminum structure, compromising its integrity and making the can feel like tin foil instead of metal.

Another interesting experiment involving gallium is called the “beating heart”, in which the amazing element is made to look like an alien life form. When submerged in sulfuric acid and a dichromate solution, gallium looks like an organic beating heart, due to the gallium sulfate which increases surface tension.

Remember the old joke about the guy who claimed to have invented a substance that could eat it's way through anything and his friend said, "Fine but...what are you going to keep it in?" Well this is coming pretty close.

There have to be some very interesting things one could do with Gallium, eh? I'm going to get my research assistant on it toute de suite (that's French for 'faster than 30-second Exlax!').

See ya, eh!

Bob

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Put your car keys beside your bed at night

Hi there! Got a super tip for you today. Tony from Manchester sent this to me some time ago. Great idea...but first...fill your mug and snag yourself a virtual treat, eh. Now then, this is something you should tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check- out girl at the market, everyone you run across... "Put your car keys beside your bed at night".

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this:

It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it.  It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain.

It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick
around.

After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn’t 't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.

Almost all of us have car alarms and remote keys. I think this is a dandy way to may the maximum use of them, don't you. Thanks, Tony!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Environmentally-Friendly Air Freshener

Aha, you are like a breath of fresh air. Nothing to do with today's topic, I must add. Pour some java juice into your mug and feast on one of those huge, round chocolate virtual pastries, why don't'cha, eh? Speaking of fresh air...

Two Indonesian high school student have impressed judges at the national Science Project Olympiad with their ingenious air freshener made from from cow dung. Believe it or not, the organic product actually has a pleasant plant-like fragrance.

Dwi Nailul Izzah and Rintya Aprianti Miki managed to surpass 1,000 other participants at the Indonesian Science Project Olympiad (ISPO), held at the end of February, in Jakarta, and won gold medals for their original invention – an environmentally-friendly air-freshener made from cow manure.

I know, that’s probably one of the last ingredients you’d expect to find in such a product, but according to the judges and everyone else who had the chance to sniff the girls’ air freshener, it has a surprisingly nice herbal fragrance.

But it wasn’t just the smell that won Dwi and Rintya points. Their natural air freshener contains none of the chemicals found in similar commercially-available products, and it’s also more affordable. While a conventional 275-gram air freshener costs 39,000 Indonesian rupiah ($4), a 225-gram can of cow dung air freshener costs just $21,000 rupiah ($2).

The two young inventors are getting ready to showcase their unique invention at the International Environment Project Olympiad (INEPO), in Istanbul, and are getting ready to file for a patent.


Well, I have to say that there is certainly an abundance of raw materials with which to work, eh! Wait till they figure out how to harness all the bull droppings coming out of our government offices. That'll drop the price by at least half again!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Monday, March 11, 2013

Health Benefits of Royal Jelly

A royal greeting to you on such a majestic day. Indeed! Pour yourself a mugful of royally delicious coffee and glance magnanimously over the myriad of virtual treats splendidly displayed for your choosing. Say... have you ever tried 'royal jelly'? I've always liked honey (as in peanut butter and honey sandwich, eh!) but never RJ. Apparently it is really good for you.

Royal jelly is a secretion from honey bees that is used to deliver nutrition to larvae and adult queen bees. Research has found that royal jelly carries quite a few health benefits for humans.

Graves Disease
Royal jelly is believed to be potentially beneficial to patients with Graves' disease.

Brain Health
One study found that royal jelly has the ability to stimulate the growth of neural stem cells and glial cells in the brain, which may mean that it can help prevent diseases such as Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease.

Cholesterol
Studies have found that royal jelly has the ability to lower total serum cholesterol levels in people with moderately elevated cholesterol levels.

Anti-Aging
It is believed to have anti-aging properties, improving collagen production in skin and overall youthfulness.

Anti-Inflammatory
It has been shown to have anti-inflammatory properties when ingested and when applied topically.

Wound Healing
Research has found that royal jelly has wound healing properties when applied topically to the skin.

Antibiotic
Royal jelly contains an antibiotic called 10-Hydroxy-Dgr2-decenoic acid that is effective against many bacteria.


Cancer Research in Japan suggests that royal jelly has strong anti-cancer properties. Croatian researchers found that royal jelly injected into mice at the same time that they were injected with cancer cells significantly reduced the spread of cancer.

Fertility
Royal jelly is believed to aid in fertility by improving the quality of a woman's eggs and promoting overall youthfulness of her reproductive organs and body.

PMS
Many women find that royal jelly relieves many of the symptoms of PMS.

If you happen to be allergic to bees or honey, avoid royal jelly. Otherwise, get yourself some. I look forward to seeing a healthier and younger you tomorrow!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Have you tried chia seeds yet?

Hi Ya! How're tricks? Thanks for clicking by, y'know. I appreciate it.

Coffee's just perked and there's a huge mound of virtual goodies from

which to choose so dig in, eh! Say... have you tried Chia seeds? I just bought some yesterday at the Bulk Barn. Next time I use my breadmaker, I'm going to sprinkle Chai seeds all over the top of the dough. Have to get my research assistant to find me some recipes...and I'm going to try some of the ones below as well.

Chia seeds have a lot in common with flax. Both have a nutty flavor and are great in baked goods, green smoothies, oatmeal, and more. Chia gets a lot of hype as a superfood – and with good reason! 



But what makes chia so healthy, and how can you get more chia into your diet?

Chia seeds have even more omega-3 fatty acids than flax meal, and like flax they’re rich in fibre and micronutrients. Unlike flax, though, you don’t need to grind chia seeds to get their nutritional value.

Your body can digest whole chia seeds, which means that chia has a longer shelf life, since you can buy the whole seed rather than the ground meal. One ounce of chia seeds (about two tablespoons) contains over 40 percent of the RDA for fiber and 18 percent of your daily calcium needs. This low-glycemic, anti-inflammatory food is a nutritional powerhouse, and it’s delicious to boot!

Here are some recipes you might like to try:

A serving of chia seeds is one to two tablespoons per day. Some folks say the best way to eat chia is consuming the raw seeds, but that doesn’t mean you have to eat all of your chia raw. This chia recipe list includes some raw and some cooked recipes.

1. Chia cooler – Soaked raw chia seeds plump up just like tapioca pearls do. If you dig bubble tea, try this chia citrus cooler as a healthier alternative.

2. Banana chia muffins – Start your day with a dose of chia! Get the chia muffin recipe here.

3. Chia pudding – This makes a tasty dessert! Just mix up 1 cup of your favorite milk with 1-2 tablespoons of chia seeds, 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a bit of your favorite sweetener (to taste). Stir well and let it soak in the fridge for a couple of hours. The result is almost like a tapioca pudding but much healthier!

4. Chia chocolate chip cookies – Treat yourself right! These cookies use chia gel instead of eggs as the binder. Don’t worry, you don’t have to buy the gel…it’s just soaked chia seeds!

5. Cornmeal and chia waffles – These hearty waffles make a great breakfast or would even work well if you wanted to do breakfast for dinner.

Chia recipes tend to call for the seeds in breakfasts and desserts, but you can definitely work chia seeds into savory dishes, too. Here are some savory chia recipe ideas.
6. Sauteed zucchini with toasted chia seeds – This hearty side dish packs a protein punch!

7. Chia miso gravy – Beef up your mashed potatoes with a topping of chia gravy.

8. Spicy tomato-avocado chia salad – This makes a great side dish. Did someone say, “taco night”?

9. Chia stir fry sauce – Try chia seeds in place of sesame seeds next time you’re whipping up a stir fry. Yum!

Why within a week I expect to have super powers, eh!
 

Newsflash: Found a great breadmaker recipes book late yesterday. Watch out world!
 
D'ya think if I sprinkle some on my lottery ticket, it might help?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Ironic, isn't it?

Hey there! Great to see you. Thanks for clicking by today, eh. Coffee's freshly roasted and brewed in your honour and, wait a second...here's Madge now with a tray of right-out-of-the-oven virtual treats. Talk about timing, eh? Say...can you imagine a teacher being afraid of kids? Yup...read on...

A longtime high school teacher of French and Spanish is suing the Mariemont, Ohio, school district for having pressured her to resign in the face of what she calls her phobia, a "fear of kids" disorder, which she says should be protected by disability-discrimination law. 

Maria Waltherr-Willard, 61, had been reassigned to teach some junior high students, but doctors said she suffered hypertension, nightmares, chest pains and vomiting when around the younger-age children.

As a teacher sure there may be some kids you don't cotton to for one reason or another but a good teacher tries his or her best to get through to those students. 

Was I ever afraid of students?  Not really though there was one high school student who did his best to intimidate teachers. He was always bringing gun magazines to school; didn't care much for school or homework and was surly. How did I feel? Not afraid but I was fairly new to Thailand at the time; had no idea what was what there and so you could say I was a bit apprehensive that he might one day bring a gun to school. Instead he dropped out. Small mercies, eh?

I did have a student bring a gun to school once. Well, almost to school. He set up at a restaurant half a block away with some of his friends. It quickly got reported to the school who had security on it immediately. Seems the boy was having problems with some students from another school. They all showed up a little later - about 30 of them.

The school had a specific person who's job it was to straighten out conflict situations and he did a good job of quelling any fears and avoiding having the confrontation turn ugly. Teenagers and raging testosterone. Tribal instinct. Millions of years old and not about to change much.

See ya, eh.

Bob

Friday, March 8, 2013

Compelling Explanations


G'day to you. How's it going, eh? Saw some pics the other day of a couple of my favourite funny guys:Bob and Doug MacKenzie from Strange Brew (a Canadian classic, eh!). It's not related to anything except that here's another Canadian story. Fill your mug and grab hold of a virtual megamuffin while I tell you about it.

Richard Blake took the witness stand in Ottawa, Ontario, in January to deny that it was he who had invaded a home and stabbed two people numerous times.

With a straight face, he had an answer for all of the incriminating evidence. He had the perp's car because "a stranger" had just handed him the keys; he didn't recall what the stranger looked like (but guessed that he probably resembled Blake, because for some reason Blake got picked out of the lineup); he donned the stranger's bloody knit cap (abandoning his own cap); he handled the stranger's knife and bloody glove, and that's why his DNA was on them; he fled at the first sight of police, ramming a cruiser to escape (even though he had "done nothing wrong"); he fled on foot after the collision and hid in a tree (but only to get away from a swarm of black flies). Yeah...black flies in January, eh!

After deliberating politely for a day, the jury found him guilty. [Ottawa Citizen, 1-28-2013, 2-1-2013]. Imagine that! Probably his DNA was a mistake as well - one in a kazillion chance that he had the same DNA as the perp. Uh-huh...

See ya, eh!

Bob 

Thursday, March 7, 2013

$600 a Month to Live in a Human Locker Room!

Well, hi there! How're you doing today. Nothing cramping your style? Good to hear! (I hate that expression, don't you). Pour some of that deliciously aromatic Arabica into your mug and feast on a virtual treat or two while I tell you about how some people's style is indeed cramped in Tokyo.

It’s no secret that Tokyo is one of the most crowded cities in the world. More than 36 million people live there. That's around 3 million more than in the whole of Canada, eh!

It’s also got some of the smallest apartments in the world, but a recent news program showed this whole housing problem is getting ridiculous. People are paying huge rents to live in coffin-sized apartments.

Just looking at photos of these locker room apartments in the Tokyo’s Shibuya district is enough to make anyone feel claustrophobic. And yet there are people willing to pay as much as ¥55,000 a month ($586) a month to live in them. Granted, most of them are probably just young professionals who spend most of their time at work and outdoors, using these tiny accommodations just for sleeping, but still, the fact that someone would pay that high a rent for this kind of living conditions is baffling. 

Apart from the obvious lack of space, these so-called ”geki-sema share houses” are stacked on top of each other, and some don’t even have windows. The latest reactions to the video report show even Japanese people, who are used to small spaces, think these human locker rooms are insane.

2.44m x 1.5m is about 4x8 ft. That would take some getting used to! If you want to change your mind, you'd have to go outside, eh! Much as Nong and I'd love to visit Japan, by the time we could afford to go, I suspect we'd have to stay in a shoebox!

See ya, eh!

Bob 

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The World’s First Edible Spray Paint

Hey, there you are. Been out painting the town? Now you can stay home and paint your food! Pour yourself a mug of java juice and grab a virtual treat while I tell you about it.

Who'd ever think that we'd one day be eating spray paint? Well here we are…Food Finish is the world’s first edible spray paint, and according to its German manufacturer, it’s a great way to add some strange colour to your food. Might help make food more interesting for picky eaters, eh. Silver broccoli?

People have been eating strange things for a long time. There’s this woman in Ukraine who enjoys eating sand, another girl who savors soap bars, and even someone who likes to eat sponge, but spray paint is definitely something new. And apparently it doesn’t fall into the weird category because it was actually designed to be consumed and it’s totally safe.


German-based producer The Deli Garage Food Cooperative says its ethanol-based edible spray paints are tasteless and odorless, and can be applied on any kind of food to make it look better. 

Food Finish is available in four different colors – gold, silver, blue and red – and has to be applied in layers in order to achieve that perfect effect. “I love it when it’s not only our cars which have a metallic finish but also our tomatoes.” 

Deli Garage project manager Kaya-Line Knust said. “It’s great when you see not only a steak on a plate, but a gold-plated one!” Yeah, who needs all those healthy-looking colours when you can go for gold, huh?

Oh right...now when you go to Starbucks there's yet another question to answer, eh!

Do you want small, medium or large?
Latte, capuccino?
Almond, vanilla, mocha?
Regular or decaf?
milk or cream?
natural, gold, silver, blue or red?

I'm a Jack Reacher fan...make it black and keep it coming!

See ya, eh!

Bob 
  

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Horsemeat is Everywhere, Including IKEA

Well hi there! Wonderful to see you. It really is. I'm not just horsing around when I say that either. What would my blog be without you, eh? Help yourself to some aromatic Arabica and a virtual muffin or pastry, why don't'cha while I natter on about horsemeat? There's none in the virtual muffins in case you're wondering.
 
At the beginning of the year, the European Union was hit in the proverbial gut with a scandal that called into question, what, exactly, was everyone eating? After all of the concern and safeguards put into place after the Mad Cow scare of the 1990s, you would think that the European meat supply would be safe and free of any mislabeling. Think again. In early January samples of, what was believed to be, beef were shown to contain sizable bits of horsemeat. The horse-gate crisis has since expanded to a dozen countries in the EU (with no sign yet of making an appearance in the U.S. but I wouldn’t doubt it) and has set the powers that be in the EU reeling.

Now, the populist modular furniture brand IKEA finds itself embroiled in the controversy with news this week that reveals that some of their ever-popular Swedish meatballs have horsemeat in them. Granted the findings were limited to an IKEA in the Czech Republic, but seemingly the damage is done.

Those of us that don’t eat meat may just dismiss the whole controversy as a case of splitting farm animal hairs (and some of those that do eat meat may not care one iota). However, the health and safety standards in the EU for raising cattle, compared to those of raising horses, are quite different. Because horses are generally not raised for human consumption, they are subject to different standards and exposures to medicines, chemicals, and pathogens. Therefore, even if eating a hamburger is barely considered safe in your book, a horsemeat burger is likely even less safe. While all of this is going on, European nations have stepped up DNA tests of meat products to determine their provenance, and these are producing more unwelcome discoveries every week, and likely weeks to come.

What is your feeling on such findings? Does the fact that the EU (which is traditionally more stringent and progressive than the U.S. in these matters) has failed its public create more concern, or less, for those of us that live in the U.S. as well as other countries? And if we are already eating meat, is horsemeat all that much worse?


We were in IKEA yesterday. With a new house looming on the horizon, we're in the market for ideas, furniture, appliances and what have you. They have a couple neat restaurants there and I must say that folks were digging into the Swedish meatballs and mashed potatoes like there was no tomorrow... not to mention horsemeat! They either didn't know or didn't care a hoot about it one way or t'other. Of course they could have all been sophistocated enough to have read and analysed the news and realized there was no horsemeat in IKEA's meatballs within several thousand miles.

Reminds me of that Saskatchewan billboard:

"We love all God's creatures
Right next to the mashed potatoes!"

See ya, eh!

Bob 

John from Erinville comments:

What are these memory excercises?

Bob's response:

It was a test, see, John to make sure you were paying attention! But he did mention social interaction, memorization, keeping active and basically using your brain as much as you can. I like www.lumosity.com. Lots of brain exercises there.  I will be doing a follow up in a few days as well.