Well there you are. I'm glad you survived the last minute shopping, getting stuffed with turkey and the Boxing Day Sale Madness. Sit yourself down, relax and enjoy a well earned mug of Arabica Joy Juice and a virtual mince tart, eh! Thought I'd get off the Christmas subject today with a couple little silly things that happened recently...though not to me, I might add.
(1) Police in Geraldton,
Australia, reported that they had captured a thief they were
chasing in the dark through a neighbourhood's backyards. As the thief
came to a fence and leaped over it, he happened to land on a family's
trampoline and was propelled backward, practically into cops' laps. Oops!
(2)
Guy Black, 76, was charged in Turbotville, Pa., with
threatening housemate Ronald Tanner with a chainsaw. Tanner, defending
himself with the only "weapon" within reach -- an umbrella -- managed to
pin Black with it as the chainsaw jammed.
Most people who bring an
umbrella to a chainsaw fight would be less successful, I'd say! But faced with some madman with a chainsaw, an umbrella would be better than nothing!
See ya, eh!
Bob
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