Bacon-Scented Shaving Cream Makes Men’s Mornings Smell Like Heaven

How's it going today, eh? We're up to our eyeballs in boxes and suitcases. Just moved yesterday and our furniture didn't arrive so we had to borrow an air mattress from my sister. It was a royal screw up at the furniture store who had scheduled delivery for December 11 instead of December 1. We had a few words with store and are expecting delivery momentarily. Anyway, pour some java juice into your mug before you die of thirst listening to me rant...and help yourself to a virtual bacon and egg English muffin why don't'cha? Everybody (people of the Jewish and Muslim faiths excepted) loves bacon, eh. Well here are a couple young entrepreneurs who are taking that to a personal level.

As if bacon perfume wasn’t enough to help people carry the smell of the tasty treat with them wherever they went, a Seattle-based food company has just launched a ’high end’ limited-edition Bacon Shaving Cream.

Justin Esch and Dave Lefkow, the two man behind J&D Foods, have just released their newest idea – a bacon-scented shaving cream that will allegedly make users ’smell and feel like a champion’. Yup, the smell of bacon usually has that effect on people, but what I’d like to know is how does one restrain from having a taste of the heavenly-smelling shaving cream. After all, as inventor Justin Esch himself admits, “there is nothing more powerful than the smell of bacon, nothing.” 

Company co-founder Dave Lefkow also wrote in a press release: ”Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. Our advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.” He recommends using it after a hot shower or before an important date with a potential soul-mate. It will probably make them want to eat you up.

AS a Quebecker, I have to take issue with that "Nothing more powerful..." statement above. Try walking behind someone who is carrying a fresh box of French Fries laced with vinegar. The aroma drifting through the air and enticing your nostrils is almost worth bumping into the person, grabbing the fries and quickly running in the opposite direction while scoffing down those fries before someone else gets the same idea!

See ya, eh!

Bob in a box!