Hi ya!
How’s tricks? Keeping fit and out of mischief? Nah…neither am I. Brewed up a
new pot of coffee in your honour along with a splendid array of aromamungous
virtual treats. (He’s creating new words
again, like!) Well, if I don’t find a word I want to use, I make one up.
Aromamungous is easy to understand if you think about it, eh. Huge and with a
tantalizingly delicious aroma. Makes sense to me, eh. But speaking of not
seeing something…
Created
by Canadian camouflage design company Hyperstealth, Quantum Stealth is a is a material that renders its wearer
completely invisible by bending light waves around it, which is in effect very
similar to the invisibility cloak worn child wizard extraordinaire,
Harry Potter. Whoa, eh!
Wouldn’t
it be nice if you could put on your very own invisibility cloak and just roam
around undetected? Sadly, that’s not going to be possible for most of us, but
if you’re a US soldier, this fantasy could become a reality sooner than you
think. Apparently, the US Military is currently backing development of special
materials to make American soldiers completely invisible on the battlefield,
and according to one camouflage design company, it might soon get its wish.
Hyperstealth
Biotechnology Corp. CEO, Guy Cramer, says their new “Quantum Stealth” material has finally made the sci-fi/fantasy
technology a reality. Unfortunately at this time, we can only take his word for
it, as its development is so secret that the company cannot even show footage
of how it works, on its website, offering only mock-ups of its effects.
Questions?
Get them to the guy before he disappears before your very eyes. No, I don’t
want to know about your fantasies…wearing an invisible cloak and… (Why do
visions of Porky’s 1-2-3 come to mind?).
See ya,
eh!
Bob
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