Irish Coffee Pie

Well there you are and here I am! How’s tricks! Yesterday, I gave you a recipe for Irish Scones and I’m sure you rushed right into the kitchen and whipped up a batch, eh! Email me a couple, would you!

Well, while I was researching an appropriate recipe, I chanced upon another recipe that caught my discriminating eye – Irish Coffee Pie. Coffee? Pie? Why would these two words catch my eye? Now that you’ve filled your mug with coffee and are about to fill your other mug with a treat, I thought I’d share that Irish Coffee Pie recipe with you…

IRISH COFFEE PIE

1 (3.5 oz.) pkg. of vanilla whipped dessert mix
2 tsp. instant coffee
1/2 c. cold milk
3 tbsp. Irish whiskey
1/2 c. whipping cream
1 baked 8" pastry shell cooled

In small mixing bowl combine dessert mix and instant coffee, add milk beat at high for 1 minute. Blend in 1/3 cup water and Irish whiskey, beat at high speed until fluffy (approx. 2 minutes more). Whip cream, and carefully fold into prepared filling. Pile into baked shell and chill for 3 to 4 hours.

Bob’s Alternate Recipe:

1.    Take a swig of Irish Whiskey.

2.    In small mixing bowl combine dessert mix and instant coffee

3.    Take another swig of whiskey.

4.    Add milk and beat at high for 1 minute.

5.    Anither swog of whiskey couldn’t hurt, could it?

6.    Blend 1/3 wot of cupper and whichkey, saving most for sampling.

7.    Beat whish-key till you’re fluffy or something.

8.    Take another jugger of whishkey.

9.    Whip up the cream mixture and dump the whole damn thing into the pie shell.

10. Chill it in the fridge for hours while you polish off the dregs of the whishkey (hic!).

Chill out, eh!

Bob

Comment from Bones:

Credible witnesses came forward after Finnegan's accidents with descriptions of a taxi driver wearing a turban, a brown Ford being driven by a doctor, A van loaded with contraband cigarettes, driver with high cheekbones and finally a car full of bags of blended coffee, blond grey haired driver. Anyone fitting these descriptions be on the lookout for a wild Irishman with a limp carrying a .45 Acp automatic pistol.

Bones from Québec