Dead Man wakes up 21 hours later!

Well, hi there! Thanks for clicking by today. What’cha up to? Grab yourself a mug of coffee and something delicious to go with it. Go for it! Say… I was reading this week where a family in South Africa called the authorities to report that someone had died. Well the authorities sent a doctor who pronounced this fellow d-e-a-d. They carted his body off to the local morgue where it was put in a drawer in the cooler (or whatever they call it).

Some 21 hours later, this fellow woke up! It was dark, cold and, though he was no doubt well rested, he had no idea where he was. He started to pound on the sides of the metal compartment and calling out. It was lucky for him that he woke up during the day because someone was there and heard this racket coming from the drawers where they keep all the dead folks.

Now you have to remember that most South Africans are superstitious people. Boy, I could see this situation playing out in a Three Stooges movie, could’t you? Anyway, whoever happened to hear the noise cautiously opened the drawer only to find a live person in desperate need of a pee and a burger (my own interjection). Imagine their surprise.

“What’cha all doin’in my drawer. Yuh ain’t daid!”

“No, ah ain’t. Why’d y’all go an’ put me in dere!”

“Your wife said you ‘as daid. The doctor said you ‘as daid. Everybody said you ‘as daid.”

“Ah ain’t daid.”

“You sure about dat?”

“Ah ought ta know if’n ah was daid and ah knows ah ain’t.”

“Well then get the heck outta mah drawer. Ah’s got daid folks waitin’ for dat drawer and here y’all are delaying everything.”

“My wife’s got some ‘splainin’to do. Sure, maybe ah don’t do much ‘round the house and maybe ah sleep a lot, but that ain’t no call to go telling folks ah’m daid, is it?”

Have yourself a salubrious day!

See ya!

Bob

Comment from Bones:

First of all you have to move the heavy croc. my solution will get me in trouble with Kathleen on facebook ( there is a 2"square spot just behind the eyes that a .22 calibre bullet can interfere with to quiet the beast) option B, get a dingo dog put him on a leash and make the croc follow the dog 'til  the croc is out of the way of the population then release the dingo OR... leave it to the croc and run...

Bones from Québec ;-)