Monday, December 7, 2015

Least Competent Criminals

Well hi there. How's it going? Ready for a mugga and a VT? Go for it! Did I mention how much I look forward to your daily visit? Uh-huh... I really do! Now then, every once in  a while, I like to bring you up to date on the world of crime with the premise that most petty criminals are a couple beers short of a six-pack...in other words, not the smartest individuals. Got a couple examples (mugga shots) of what I mean...

Dang, I shoulda known better!: The job market in Wayne County, Michigan, is apparently tough to crack, which led John Rose, 25, to the county sheriff's office looking for a job. He finished the paper application in November and was awaiting his interview when deputies called him back. As he walked through the door, he was arrested, since a routine check had turned up numerous outstanding charges in Kentucky including multiple counts of rape, sexual abuse and sodomy. [Source: Detroit News, 11-13-2015]

Not Ready for Prime Time: A crew of masked home invaders struck an Orlando, Florida, family in October and were preparing a haul of about $100,000 in cash and property when one of the perps got testy with the family's barking dog. "Back up, Princess," the masked man said, inadvertently revealing that he was on a first-name basis with the dog and therefore a family acquaintance. The victims, piecing together other clues, identified Christopher Jara, who was soon arrested. [Source: WESH-TV ( Orlando), 10-29-2015] 

I'm waiting for the latest Dilbert Awards and will bring you those ...for educational and leisure reading. Meanwhile, get out there and finish off your Christmas shopping. Only only 18 shopping days left.

See ya, eh!

Bob

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