Wife Tells Husband to Take Up a Hobby

Caffo, eh! Since I didn't get a better suggestion  for a new greeting, I've opted to try out 'Caffo!'. Has a nice ring to it, don't'cha think? It's like 'Ciao!' but with more caffeine. So...how the heck are you today? Wonderful to see you. Pour some coffee into your mug and snag a virtual treat while I ask you a two part question: a) Do you have a hobby? and b) Do you like wine? Got'cha wondering, don't I? Well here's what can happen when a wife tells her husband that he needs a hobby...

Two California couples, Jim and Mary Lambert of Carmichael, and Bob and Di Nelson of Fair Oaks, have spent the last three years making a life-size rhinoceros sculpture out of plywood, foam and 12,000 wine corks.

It all started one day, three years ago, when Mary told her husband Jim to take up a hobby. Instead of choosing a typical pastime like fishing or woodworking, Jim immediately thought of the thousands of wine corks he had been collecting for the past 20 years, and said ‘OK, I will build a giraffe out of corks.’ 

But then he realized giraffes are 20 feet tall and quickly changed his idea. ”I said, ‘Mary, forget the giraffe, we’re going to build a rhinoceros,’ ”

Jim’s sole artistic experience was an art class he had taken back in college, but Bob Nelson and his wife Di, old friends of the Lamberts, were eager to jump on board as soon as they heard about the quirky project. They put up their garage as a work space, and Bob, who was an architect, started working on the frame of the artwork. 

Using an online photo of a rhinoceros as a guide for proportions and size, Nelson crafted the structural frame from plywood and added pieces of plastic foam to give it the appropriate shape. All that was left to do was cover the whole 12-foot-long sculpture with Jim’s wine corks.

And when he ran out of corks, he'd have to open another bottle or twenty of wine, I guess. 

What's a guy to do. Wife says "Get a hobby." Happy wife = Happy life!

See ya, eh!

Bob