Lonely Bachelor Wanders Manhattan Looking for a Rich Wife

Caffo,eh! How's it going? Ready got a mugga and a virtual treat? Why the heck not? Cool one today. Here in beautiful downtown (almost) Cornwall it was 3C when we woke up. It's only September for cripes sake! Someone's not telling us something... that's for sure. Christmas catalogues in August. Now,a week or so later it's plunged down to 3 degrees. What the heck is going on, eh? Well, at least we're not out wandering the streets like some folks...

For the past 12 years, Robert Darling, a 58-year old unemployed man from New jersey, has been traveling to Manhattan in search of a life companion. To make it easier for women to notice him, he carries a sandwich board which reads “Looking for a rich lady to be my wife”, along with his phone number and email.

Robert Darling has never had much luck with the ladies. He has never been in a serious relationship, and never realized he wanted someone to spend the rest of his life with until his middle age. And because he got such a late start in his quest for love, he decided extreme measures were necessary to find a suitable companion. 

Ever since 2001, Robert has been traveling to Manhattan twice a week to advertise himself to potential wives using a sandwich board. It might sound like a joke o a lot of people, but the lonely bachelor says that every time he leaves home he tells himself that could be the day he finally meets the woman he will settle down with. 

The sign is pretty clear about his intentions, but so far it hasn’t worked quite as well as he would have hoped. Many women have stopped to have a talk with Darling or have their picture taken with him, but he has been on a single date, and that was with a woman who actually wanted him to marry a friend of hers so she could get a green card.

That's not me in the picture though his name is Bob, too. I'm perfectly happy with the wife I already have. Just wanted to clarify that...

Reminds me of the story of the avid fisherman who ran an ad in the paper. "Looking for a wife. Must have a boat. Please send picture of the boat!"

See ya, eh!

Bob