Thursday, September 19, 2013

Transient Global Amnesia



Well hi there! How's traffic in cyberspace. You'll soon need one of those new-fangled car gadgets that warns you about lane changers, getting too close, back-up warning signals etc. if it gets any more crowded out there, eh! Never mind. Take a few minutes break. Pour yourself a mug of java and wrap your teeth around a virtual megamuffin, why don't'cha? Say, I'm sure if you watch any US TV, you've seen Don Ennis from time to time. Well, read this...

Colleagues were stunned in May when ABC News editor Don Ennis suddenly appeared at work wearing a little black dress and a red wig and declaring that he had begun hormone therapy and wanted to be called Dawn Ennis. 

As co-workers accommodated his wishes (which did not seem so unusual in contemporary professional society), Ennis began to have second thoughts, and by July had blamed his conversion on "transient global amnesia," brought on by marital difficulties, and had returned to work as Don. 

Apparently the primary lingering effect is that he must still deal with Dawn's hormone-induced breasts. 

In case, like me, you haven't heard the term before, here's what the Mayo Clinic has to say on the subject: 

Transient global amnesia is a sudden, temporary episode of memory loss that can't be attributed to a more common neurological condition, such as epilepsy or stroke. 

During an episode of transient global amnesia, your recall of recent events simply vanishes, so you can't remember where you are or how you got there. You may also draw a blank when asked to remember things that happened a day, a month or even a year ago. With transient global amnesia, you do remember who you are, and recognize the people you know well, but that doesn't make your memory loss less disturbing. 

Fortunately, transient global amnesia is rare, seemingly harmless and unlikely to happen again. Episodes are usually short-lived, and afterward your memory is fine. 

Did I just have a doughnut? Can't remember. I think I have transient doughnut amnesia? Better have another...unless, of course, I didn't have one in the first place...

See ya, eh! 

Bob

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