Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Where's Walter?

Hi ya! Wonderful of you to click by today. Walter you up to? Pour some Walter coffee into your Walter mug and grab a Walter muffin while you're over there adjacent to the Walter coffeepot. Wow! That's a lot of Walters, don't'cha think? Oh yeah? Read on...

To honor her husband, a woman from Paraiba, Brazil, gave all her children, nine girls and six boys, his name, Walter. Although they were proud to carry on their father’s name, the girls said it made their lives harder.

When she got pregnant with her first child, Erotides Brandão made a deal with her husband, Walter, to give it his name, regardless of whether it was a boy or a girl. That’s how Walterlúcia ended up with her unique and bizarre name. The mother was happy to honor her life partner, she just didn’t expect to have 15 children and him to ask her to do the same for all of them. Still, Erodites told Brazilian reporters they were very much in love and couldn’t deny each other anything. 

In order to make life easier for their children, especially the girls, the two parents decided to combine the “Walter” with common girl names followed by Maria. Their nine daughters are named: Walterlúcia Maria, Walterlívia Maria, Walterlênia Maria, Walterlônia Maria, Walterlácia Maria, Walterluzia Maria Emília, Walterluana Maria, Walterangelina Maria and Waltersilvana Maria. 

Obviously, it was easier for the boys, who were baptized with two first names: Walter Emanuel, Walter Luís, Walter Olivério, Walter Marcelo (who died at six months), Walter Licínio and Walter Fernando. Erodites lost three other pregnancies, who were also going to be named Walter.

That's it. I'm Waltered out! It reminds me, though, of a colleague in Toronto named Alpha. He said his mother named him that because it was the start of the alphabet and his parents had plans for a big family!

See ya, eh!

Walter-Bob

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