Well, g'day to you! Wonderful to see you! Fill your mug and select a tantalizingly delicious virtual treat. Say...ever wonder where Hollywood and TV get those peoplewho are, let's say, less than 'perfect in every way'? Well they use an agency called UGLY MODELS.
Every model agency has strict criteria based on which they select
their workforce, and so does the Ugly Models Agency. As the name
suggests, of course, you have to be ugly. Well, ‘unusual-looking’, to be
more specific. Ugly Models is one of the world’s biggest character
model agencies based out of London. The bold and unique company has
managed to place its models in some top assignments, including James
Bond films and Marks and Spencer ads. Literally anyone can apply at Ugly
Models, ranging from size 6 to 30, and 18 to 100 years old.
Case-in-point is Dell, (pictured here), one of the top models at Ugly Models.
He got into the modeling business only a few years back, totally by
accident. He was actually delivering a package at the agency when owner
Marc French spotted him and asked for a few test shots. And everything
just snowballed from there.
According to Marc, “Dell is not a
conventional good-looking boy, you know, he’s got buck teeth, sticking
out ears, he’s not what people say is normal-looking, because he’s quite
ugly, really. But ugly in a great way and I love his features. I mean, I
think he’s quite striking.”
Sure enough, Dell is not the kind of guy
you would expect to see on a catwalk. “I don’t see myself as ugly,” he
says. “I see myself as tall, dark and handsome. I’m a model, innit? When
I was growing up, I never thought I was going to be a model. People
just made fun of me when I was young and all that.”
A porcupine is not ugly to another porcupine, is it, eh? So ugly is a relative thing and only defined as such by society. Oh, sure, there are some doozies out there...as in the jokes:
1. "My girl is so ugly, I have to put a bag over her head whenever we made love".
2. "Oh yeah? Well my girl is so ugly that I put a bag over my head in case hers falls off!"
See ya, eh!
Bob
Thursday, January 17, 2013
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