Thursday, January 17, 2013

Ugly Model Agency

Well, g'day to you! Wonderful to see you! Fill your mug and select a tantalizingly delicious virtual treat. Say...ever wonder where Hollywood and TV get those peoplewho are, let's say, less than 'perfect in every way'? Well they use an agency called UGLY MODELS.

Every model agency has strict criteria based on which they select their workforce, and so does the Ugly Models Agency. As the name suggests, of course, you have to be ugly. Well, ‘unusual-looking’, to be more specific. Ugly Models is one of the world’s biggest character model agencies based out of London. The bold and unique company has managed to place its models in some top assignments, including James Bond films and Marks and Spencer ads. Literally anyone can apply at Ugly Models, ranging from size 6 to 30, and 18 to 100 years old.

Case-in-point is Dell, (pictured here), one of the top models at Ugly Models. He got into the modeling business only a few years back, totally by accident. He was actually delivering a package at the agency when owner Marc French spotted him and asked for a few test shots. And everything just snowballed from there.

According to Marc, “Dell is not a conventional good-looking boy, you know, he’s got buck teeth, sticking out ears, he’s not what people say is normal-looking, because he’s quite ugly, really. But ugly in a great way and I love his features. I mean, I think he’s quite striking.”

Sure enough, Dell is not the kind of guy you would expect to see on a catwalk. “I don’t see myself as ugly,” he says. “I see myself as tall, dark and handsome. I’m a model, innit? When I was growing up, I never thought I was going to be a model. People just made fun of me when I was young and all that.”

A porcupine is not ugly to another porcupine, is it, eh? So ugly is a relative thing and only defined as such by society. Oh, sure, there are some doozies out there...as in the jokes:

1. "My girl is so ugly, I have to put a bag over her head whenever we made love".
2. "Oh yeah? Well my girl is so ugly that I put a bag over my head in case hers falls off!"

See ya, eh!

Bob

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