'He's been cured.'

Yeehaw! I’m tickled as pink as a Florida suntan that you could find time to amble by my blog today. Fill your mug and look over those scrumptilicious lowfat virtual treats just waiting for your attention. Then sit yourself down here and I’ll tell you the tale of a good ol’boy named Carl Funk.

See this 58 year-old Carl Funk, was in the Broward County, Fla., courtroom of judge John Hurley . He was proclaiming that he was innocent of the seven-year-old charges of trespassing and being in possession of an open-alcoholic-container. He pleaded to the judge that, besides, he is now wheelchair-bound in pathetic medical condition and should be allowed to go home.

The judge was skeptical, but finally, according to a South Florida Sun-Sentinel report, he offered to fine Funk only $50 on the charges, and Funk agreed to plead guilty.

"Good luck, Funk," said Judge Hurley.

At that point, Funk rose from his wheelchair and quickly walked away. "Raising both hands, Judge Hurley declared, 'He's been cured.'"

Praise the Lord and pass the doughnuts! And who’s the chief doughnut in this case, your honor (without the ‘u’)? You’ve just been Funked!

See ya, eh!

Bob