Celebrity Fathering Service

Hi Ya! Somebody's always coming up with a new game...a new angle...a new fad.... a new whatever, right? Well that's because aside from being creative people, we're always looking for a new way to make a buck - or hopefully lots of them. Soon as you fill that mug you're holding in your outheld hand and choose a virtual treat, I'll bring you up to date on an interesting new service being offered.

Some women dream of having a celebrity’s baby. Well, now they can have their dream come true. Fame Daddy, the world’s first celebrity sperm donor service claims to have 40 A-listers on books, including am Oscar-winning actor, a rock star, a Formula 1 driver, a former football player and even a genius. For “just” £15,000 ($24,000), you can give your baby that X factor everyone seems to be looking for these days.

London-based Fame Daddy is a unique service advertised as the ideal way for girls to discover what it would be like to have a child with their favorite celebrity. There’s a catch, though, the identity of the donor is never revealed. Instead, clients are asked to complete a 12-question quiz about child’s ideal height and complexion, whether they’d like the father to be a popular actor, talented musician or an accomplished athlete, as well as other questions to help them determine which donor best fits their personality, character and lifestyle choices.

Later, a team of experts from Fame Daddy will help women choose the right father “that will compliment their biology and heritage. Donor fathers have apparently signed exclusive ‘donor’ deals on the basis of guaranteed anonymity and a legal waiver of their rights to access to the child.

Okay, I have a question, eh. Just so I've got this straight. Suppose the lady who gets preggers has twins. Does she have to pay an additional fee or is it a free bonus? Having two celebrity-gened kids would be great, I suppose. For some people anyway. Since the woman doesn't know for sure who the father is, it would be a big guessing game, wouldn't it?

"Shirley, I think he looks like Brad Pitt, don't you?"
"Hmmm...maybe, but I was leaning more towards David Beckham."
"You girls are both wrong. I can definitely see...oh, I can't remember his name...oh, yeah...Wesley Snipes!"

See ya, eh!

Bob