The Family of Man

Howdy! Glad you could find time to click by today. I hope you're in harmony with the flow of the universe. Some of us are...some aren't. More on that after you fill your coffee mug and grab a virtual treat from the vast assortment on the tray by the coffeepot. Ah, the Marvels of Science or "Who's Your Granddaddy?" 

The notorious white separatist Craig Cobb is currently soliciting like-skinned people to move to his tiny town of Leith, N.D. (pop. 16), to create a deluxe Caucasian enclave. 

However, a black TV host persuaded him to submit to a DNA test in November to "prove" his lineage. Guess what? It turns out his heritage is 14 percent black ("Sub-Saharan African"). Lordy! Lordy! He has vowed to try other DNA tests before confirming those results. 

Bobby Harper, previously Leith's only black resident, was happy. "I knew there was one other black person in town." 

In mid-November, Cobb was charged, along with an associate, with seven counts of terrorism for walking menacingly through Leith wielding a long gun. [Bismarck Tribune, 11-11-2013]

 Well, now, Craig, ah reckon there may have been a
Sub-Saharan African American hiding in you granddaddy's woodpile, huh?

You just never know, do you.

See ya, eh!

Bob