Abdullah Riyaz, 50, was arrested at the Rajiv Gandhi International Airport in Hyderabad, India, in April after he appeared to be uncomfortable sitting in the waiting area.
Officials found four "biscuits" of solid gold in his socks but obviously thought there might be more, and after nature took its course, found Riyaz to be one of those rare humans with the ability to brag that he once excreted gold (eight more "biscuits").
Wow! Creative smuggling or...getting caught is a real pain in the butt! You could say he's had the biscuit...eight of them in fact! Ouch! That's got to hurt!
So, like I was saying, next time you are sitting waiting at the airport, look around and see who looks uncomfortable (besides everybody, eh!). Strike up a conversation. Offer him a cookie. Maybe he'll offer you a biscuit. Need I suggest you wipe it off first? You never know where it's been!
See ya, eh!
Bob
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