This Military Armored Vehicle Is the Safest Taxi in Russia

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 zdravstvuyte =

 "Hello!" in Russian.

Good to see you today, comrade! Did you take a

taxi here? Does cyberspace have skytaxis, I wonder?

Hmmm..? Pour some perky coffee into your mug

and grab a Ptichie Moloko (Russian Birds’ Milk

Cake), why don't'cha? Say...speaking of taxis,

read this...

Russia’s newest taxi is unlike any other you’ve ever seen – it’s actually an armored reconnaissance vehicle that’s been modified to roam the streets of St. Petersburg just like any other cab. Although it has been painted red, its military design and deactivated turret gun machine can hardly be camouflaged and the vehicle never fails to grab attention every time it passes by.

The BRDM-2 Combat Command and Reconnaissance Vehicle was manufactured in the Soviet Union between 1963 and 1989. Well known for its ability to negotiate any kind of terrain, the BRDM was armed with a 14.5 mm Vladimirov heavy machine gun and a 7.62 mm Kalashnikov’s tank machine gun.

The BRDM’s current owner has long since wanted to use it as a taxi, but city authorities refused to grant a permit at first. After a long licensing campaign, the authorities finally gave in, with certain conditions. They asked that the vehicle’s camouflage pattern be changed to something more civilian. That’s why the owner chose red, in order to differentiate it from the standard yellow taxi color. The BRDM taxi is also prohibited from entering certain streets in the historical center of St. Petersburg, owing to its large size and weight.

Seems to me the cost of filling the gas/petrol tank would be a little heavy, what? And, how do you get into the thing? Do you have to climb up to the top and drop in? What if you have luggage? What if you are in a hurry? What if...?

See ya, eh!

Bob