Indian Man Finally Gets Fired after Skipping Work for 24 Years

A very splendid good day to you! I am immensely pleased that you found your way to my virtual cafe here on the backstreets of cyberspace. Rest your weary bones with a delicious mug of coffee (or a steaming cup of Darjeeling tea, if you must) and munch on a virtual curry nan as I relate a quick story of ...well, you'll see.

An employee of India’s Central Public Works Department (CPWD) has been found guilty of ‘wilful absence of duty’ – believe it or not – for the past 24 years! Assistant executive engineer A.K. Verma went off sick from work one morning in 1990, and he simply never returned.

“He went on seeking extension of leave, which was not sanctioned, and defied directions to report to work,” the department told the media last Thursday. Verma is said to have joined the CPWD in 1980, and risen to the rank of executive engineer in 1990.

Although he came under investigation in 1992, he was only fired this month. Formal proceedings to dismiss him did not start until 2007, and it took seven more years for the department to actually reach a decision to sack him. Ultimately, Urban Development Minister M. Venkaiah Naidu ordered his dismissal, in order to ‘streamline the functioning of the CPWD and to ensure accountability’.

Does 'accountability' mean he has to repay his salary for the past 24 years? Good luck trying to collect that, eh! 

I wonder how long it takes that government to, say, build a bridge?

See ya, eh!

Bob