Something Smells Rotten

Hi ya! Great to see you. You're looking good as far as I can see. Working out? Keeping fit? Whatever, eh. Help yourself to a mugga and a virtual treat. Say..do you believe in Zombies? Well, whether you believe in them or not, here's a company that wants you to smell like one!

If you’ve always dreamed of smelling like a walking corpse, you’re in luck, because weird-perfume maker Demeter has recently launched Zombie for Him/Her, a new line of putrid fragrances for both men and women.

Say the Zombie Apocalypse happens tomorrow and you find yourself all alone in a world full of brain eating undead. What’s your best bet of staying alive when all odds are stacked against you? A Zombie Emergency Defense Station might work for a little while, but what if you didn’t have to hide in fear and wait for that inevitable moment when you run out of bullets and supplies?

What if you could just blend among the walking dead without them even noticing the presence of your warm body? That’s where the Zombie for Him and Her perfumes can come in handy.

Apparently the men’s fragrance is formulated with the scent of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth and will have you smelling like a decomposing body as soon as you spray it on. The ladies’ zombie perfume is a lighter version of the above “with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.” Since they’re only going to be available through April 30, you might want to stock up on zombie perfumes for the impending doom.

Sounds like a grave undertaking to me!

See ya, eh!

Bob

PS: Nong and I are headed down the 401 today to Cornwall to finalize the purchase of our new abode. We'll be gone till Friday and I am not sure what free Wi-Fi will be available to me but if all else fails, I know I can go to a Tim Hortons and enjoy a mug of coffee while I write. They all have free Wi-Fi so I'll do my best to keep the blog on track, eh!