Japanese Company Creates Mind-Controlled Cat Tails for Humans

Aha! I thought that was you. My neurosensitive ears read the vibrations of your fingertips as they grappled with the mouse and closed in on the click button that brought you here today. So, now that you’re here – and by the way, it’s grand to see you – pour yourself a mugga and read the vibes of those mountain-sized mega-muffins on your way over here to the VIP table so I can tell you about the latest fashion ‘must have’.

Neurowear, is a Japanese company that produces, among other things, brainwave-controlled cat ears. Well, you will be delighted to know that they have just released a fluffy mind-controlled tail to go with them.

Much like their Necomimi cat ears, Shippo, the new tail developed by Neurowear is able to read your emotions and reflect your mood by wagging itself. Depending on how your heart beats and the extent to which alpha and beta brainwaves are activated, the tail moves from side to side or top to bottom at different intensities.

The feline accessory also communicates with an app that records your mood and broadcasts it out via your social network, so anyone can know when you’re happy, sad and even in love. There is even a database of places other people wearing these wacky cat tails found relaxing, so you can check them out whenever you’re looking to find some peace and quiet.

Isn’t technology wonderful? I didn’t know I even needed these, eh. Now that I’ve heard about them, I’m sure I don’t need them. But don’t let that discourage you, Neurowear guys. Keep at it and eventually you may come up with something useful such as figuring out how I can download that piping hot pizza I just ordered online!

See ya!
Bob

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