What the heck is an Eargasm?

Well, there you are. You had me worried for a minute. I thought you might be stuck in traffic in cyberspace. Glad you made it! Help yourself to a perky mug of coffee and a virtual treat. Try a Vietnamese doughnut, why don't'cha? Speaking of Vietnamese...

The ear has a "G-spot," explained Santa Clara, California, ear, nose and throat surgeon Todd Dray, and thus the moans of ecstasy that Vietnamese "ear pickers" reportedly elicit from their clients might well be justified. 

A San Jose Mercury News reporter, dispatched to Ho Chi Minh City in January (2011) to check it out, learned that barber shop technicians could sometimes coax "eargasms" (as they removed wax) by tickling a certain spot next to the ear drum served by multiple nerve endings and tissue paper-thin skin. 

Said one female client, "Everybody is afraid the first time, but after, it's, 'Oh my God!'"

Said one Vietnamese man, returning home after a trip abroad, and who went immediately from the airport to a "hot toc" parlor for a picking, "(This) brings a lot of happiness." [San Jose Mercury News, 1-23-2011]

So let's see now...if you have both ears done, why that would qualify as multiple eargasms! 

No wonder, Julius Ceasar went about calling out, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your ears!" Do you think he knew something we didn't until just now...unless you are Vietnamese, of course!

See ya, eh!

Bob