This Adorable Bird Is Apparently a Vicious Brain-Eating Zombie in Disguise

Hi there! Trust you had a great Christmas and if you celebrate Boxing Day, that you survived the hoards of mad shoppers. Ready for a mug of coffee and a virtual treat (question mark). My computer is suddenly giving me odd characters like É and it is too early for the brain to fool around with settings.

This little bird may look lovely but don’t let its appearance fool you for. In reality, it is one of the most vicious creatures in the world. Also known as ‘The Zombie tit’, this chirping ball of feathers is a killing machine with an insatiable hunger for brains.

Scientists generally agree that modern birds are direct descendants of fierce dinosaurs like the T-Rex and Velociraptor. Of course, most of them are so small and their feathers so pretty that it’s hard for people to actually associate them with the monstrous creatures depicted in films like Jurassic Park.

However, their predatory instincts have definitely passed the test of time, and this holds true for the tiny Great tit, as well. So what’s so scary about this seemingly harmless bird? Well, just that it is known to routinely seek out other birds and bats, crush their heads and feast on their brains!

Descendants of fierce dinosaurs, eh(question mark). Sure, I can believe anything...if itès on the Net!

See ya, eh!

Bob