Well there you are. Good to see you! How've you been? Fair to middling or totally in harmony with the flow of the universe? Got time for a coffee and a virtual treat? Of course you do! Hey, whatever ails you, maybe
Jigar Shah can fix you right up...
A lot of people want to lose weight quite badly, but is
there anyone desperate enough to try this Indian man’s weird technique? It appears there are.
Jigar Shah, from the city of Ahmedabad, claims that he can induce weight
loss in a person just by using his vocal cords to emit ultrasounds. He
also says that he’s helped cure several people suffering from
hypertension, depression, asthma, aches, kidney failure and even cancer,
using the same technique.
According to Jigar, his vocal cords are capable of emitting
‘ultrasound’, which he describes on his website as a ‘very high
frequency massage that can penetrate up to 5 inches below the skin’s
surface’. Conveniently, the frequency is not audible to the human ear.
So when Jigar opens his mouth and says that he’s emitting ultrasound
waves, there is really no way to tell if he’s just pretending.
His website also tries to explain how the technique works:
“Leaving the surrounding tissues untouched, ultrasound therapy for spot
fat reduction and weight loss targets the fat layer of the skin, forcing
fat cells to release triglycerides which are then processed by the
body’s natural fat burning process. The empty fat cells shrink and are
expelled as body tissue waste. The results are less fat in the treatment
area with visible inch loss and reduction in body circumference.”
...and you get a free bottle of snake oil with your first visit!
See ya, eh!
Bob
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