Sunday, July 6, 2014

Indian Man Says He Can Help People with Ultrasounds from His Vocal Cords

Well there you are. Good to see you! How've you been? Fair to middling or totally in harmony with the flow of the universe? Got time for a coffee and a virtual treat? Of course you do! Hey, whatever ails you, maybe Jigar Shah can fix you right up...

A lot of people want to lose weight quite badly, but is there anyone desperate enough to try this Indian man’s weird technique? It appears there are.

Jigar Shah, from the city of Ahmedabad, claims that he can induce weight loss in a person just by using his vocal cords to emit ultrasounds. He also says that he’s helped cure several people suffering from hypertension, depression, asthma, aches, kidney failure and even cancer, using the same technique.

According to Jigar, his vocal cords are capable of emitting ‘ultrasound’, which he describes on his website as a ‘very high frequency massage that can penetrate up to 5 inches below the skin’s surface’. Conveniently, the frequency is not audible to the human ear. So when Jigar opens his mouth and says that he’s emitting ultrasound waves, there is really no way to tell if he’s just pretending.

His website also tries to explain how the technique works: “Leaving the surrounding tissues untouched, ultrasound therapy for spot fat reduction and weight loss targets the fat layer of the skin, forcing fat cells to release triglycerides which are then processed by the body’s natural fat burning process. The empty fat cells shrink and are expelled as body tissue waste. The results are less fat in the treatment area with visible inch loss and reduction in body circumference.”

...and you get a free bottle of snake oil with your first visit!

See ya, eh!

Bob

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