Hey! Hey! There you are. I was beginning to wonder if the traffic in cyberspace was slowing you down today. Glad you could make it! Help yourself to a refreshing mug of coffee that will perk you right up ...and a virtual teat ...I mean treat while you read this...In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold-headed engineering, Japanese lingerie company Ravijour has produced a bra that they claim will only unlock when the wearer is really in love.
The above handout illustration, released by the Japan's lingerie maker on January 23, 2014, shows the high-tech bra "True Love Tester".
If the app determines the woman's feelings are for real, the clasp at the front pops open to allow matters between lovers to take their course.
The bra is a gimmick by lingerie brand Ravijour, which says it is not for sale, but forms part of a publicity campaign for the marque's 10th anniversary.
"We wanted to do something that wouldn't just appeal to people who wear our products, but also to lift the romantic mood between men and women," spokeswoman Yuka Tamura said.
In a promotional video, viewers are shown how the glittering gold lame bra conceals sensors placed inside the cup, which send wireless signals to a smartphone.
The app studies the heart's changing pattern and the duration of the change, which the makers say will allow it to distinguish between activities as diverse as jogging and flirting, where a woman's requirements of her bra are quite distinct.
In a promotional video clip, a toned model stands in a dimly lit studio wearing only her underwear, which keeps the insistent alpha male at bay because he cannot unhook the clasp.
It is "a revolutionary bra that knows truly how women feel," the video says.
Oooohh...racy. I can almost see the teethmarks of frustration, can't you?
What's next? A skirt with a rip cord?
See ya, eh!
Bob
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