Beer That Is Actually Good for Fitness

G'day, eh! Great to see you. How's it going? Watching any Olympics on TV? Fill your coffee mug and snag a virtual muffin while I tell you about something that will add to the enjoyment of that while you are sitting sportingly on your couch. 

Now there’s a beer that you can drink to your heart’s content, guilt-free. If the Canada-based company, VAMPT Brands’ claims are to be believed, their new beer actually complements a great workout. Lean Machine Ale offers a range of fitness-enhancing qualities that no normal beer is supposed to have.

In fact, Lean Machine Ale is actually being marketed as a sports drink. It contains only 0.5 alcohol by volume, so it’s just a light pilsner that won’t really get you drunk. It has antioxidants and electrolytes that help the body recover from exercise and replenish vital nutrients. One can of Lean Machine Ale contains only 77 calories, with 7g of protein and 7 different vitamins. As an added bonus, it also boosts the immune system and is gluten-free.

According to the company, Lean Machine Ale is a “first-of-its-kind product that will create a new segment in the Sports Recovery Ale category. The marketplace for these types of products is ever expanding as new drinkers come of age and search for brands they can claim as their own.”

...and when you've emptied the cans, you can throw them over the side of your boat to attract fish*! Of course, the cans are all on a string so you can pull them in later; avoid polluting the lake and recycle the cans later like the environmentally responsible person you are!

See ya, eh!

Bob  

* Like, I mean in the summer, eh. Tossing them in your ice-fishing hole doesn't have the same effect, 'cause, like, once there's a dozen or so cans in the hole in the ice, there'd be no hole left and you'd have to drill another one!