Fart By Mail – A Stinky Mail Service for the Adventurous

 Hi ya! Wassup? Ticking right along? Help yourself to a mug of Arabica and a virtual doughnut. Then let me tell you about an unusual Christmas gift you can give to someone who..well... I'm sure you can think of someone.

Fart By Mail, a California-based mail order service started by Zach Friedberg, offers people the chance to send friends or enemies stinky greetings that actually “smell like real poo”.

Holidays are just around the corner, and if you’re looking for a really original way to send your season’s greetings, you might want to check out Fart By Mail. This unusual mailing service delivers audio greeting cards with your custom message, the hilarious sound of a fart, and a nice heinous odor to go with it.

Sure, there are nice Hallmark greetings cards out there to choose from, but how many of them smell like passing wind? The stinky greeting cards are sealed in a clear polyethylene envelope  with a warning that the recipient check the back of the envelope for more information on what they are holding.

But, if you really want to surprise them, you can go for the “Stealth” option, to have Fart By Mail remove any warnings on the package. Sending one of these stinky cards will set you back just $8.99 (with free shipping in the USA), a small price for such a cool service, if you ask me.

Now there's an idea, eh? I can hear the wheels turning as you think of how many of these you'll need to order in time for Christmas...

See ya, eh!

Bob