50% Discount on Getting into Heaven!
Well, hi ya! How're you faring today, eh? Holding your own? Don't do it in public or you'll get arrested! Pour yourself a perk-me-up and snaggle (My fingers typed 'shaggle' for some reason...oh well) one of those delectable virtual muffins. Believe it or not there are people out there who actually believe
they can buy their way into Heaven. (Of course...keep those donations coming and get your absolutions periodically and Bob's Your Uncle...in some religions). But now...A Russian coupon site is offering a
50% discount on indulgences offered by the Catholic Church, and so far over 100 people bought the coupon. The funny thing is Russia is an Orthodox country…
What’s the price of redemption, fellow sinners? Well, according to this offer posted on Russian site Kupon Klub, it’s just 500 rubles ($16). Come on, you have to admit that’s a bargain!
But, truth be told, it’s 50% off thanks to the kindness of an Italian Catholic church that has offered to pray for the forgiveness of your sins at half price. All someone has to do is buy this holy coupon and send its unique number to an email address mentioned on site. No matter how much you’ve sinned over the years, you can buy just one coupon for yourself, but you can get as many as you want to have your loved-ones’ sins forgiven as well.
The organizers of this bizarre campaign believe the number of sold coupons will be in the millions, but with 37 days to go to expiry, only 110 people have bough the discounted indulgence vouchers. That’s right, 110 people believe paying $15 for a coupon will open their way into Heaven.
Now hold it right there already. Yours truly (being a bonafide ordained minister with Universal Ministries and founder of Interfaith Academy) has a special offer for you. This is a pre-Christmas, post-Diwali and right in time for the US Thanksgiving celebration offer. For a donation of any size, I promise to intercede on your behalf to ensure you a place in heaven (or other alternate dimension of your choosing).
It'll be a while before I get my Prayer Line set up but donations to our HELP FUND (Health - Education - Love - Pride) to help the needy in Thailand can be sent to http://interfaith-academy.org/helpfund.html
See ya, eh!
Bob
What’s the price of redemption, fellow sinners? Well, according to this offer posted on Russian site Kupon Klub, it’s just 500 rubles ($16). Come on, you have to admit that’s a bargain!
But, truth be told, it’s 50% off thanks to the kindness of an Italian Catholic church that has offered to pray for the forgiveness of your sins at half price. All someone has to do is buy this holy coupon and send its unique number to an email address mentioned on site. No matter how much you’ve sinned over the years, you can buy just one coupon for yourself, but you can get as many as you want to have your loved-ones’ sins forgiven as well.
The organizers of this bizarre campaign believe the number of sold coupons will be in the millions, but with 37 days to go to expiry, only 110 people have bough the discounted indulgence vouchers. That’s right, 110 people believe paying $15 for a coupon will open their way into Heaven.
Now hold it right there already. Yours truly (being a bonafide ordained minister with Universal Ministries and founder of Interfaith Academy) has a special offer for you. This is a pre-Christmas, post-Diwali and right in time for the US Thanksgiving celebration offer. For a donation of any size, I promise to intercede on your behalf to ensure you a place in heaven (or other alternate dimension of your choosing).
See ya, eh!
Bob
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