Monday, November 8, 2010
Heart Attack Special!
Hey there! Great to see you…even if it is only virtually. Sit it down and let's gab a little! The other day, I showed you some fancy doughnuts from VooDoo Doughnuts in Oregon . Well, not to be outdone…here is almost the world's unhealthiest meal… Are you ready for this?
It's a Doughnut Burger... okay, Donut if you're in the US of A, eh! I kid you not! What started as a publicity gimmick from a below Junior A ball team in St. Louis , Missouri quickly caught on. A beef patty sandwiched between, what else, a sliced open doughnut. Well, why the heck not, I ask? Had to happen! Add cheese, bacon, all the trimmings and you're talking 1000 + calories. Saves having to eat the rest of the day, huh? Want the franchise in your neighbourhood?
A restaurant in L. A. has come up with a brunch called a Lady Burger. It's the same as a doughnut burger but with a fried egg added. Sure, eh, pile on the calories and cholesterol! Diet Coke with that?
Now, Bob, I have a question for you. Like…how come you said ‘almost' the world's unhealthiest meal?
Ah ha! Caught that, did you. Good! Well, my friend, you'll have to wait till tomorrow to find out if anything can top the doughnut burger…
Bob
Tetraphobia… Fear of the Number Four
Tetraphobia… Fear of the Number Four
Hey now, I hope you didn't walk under any ladders, let a black cat cross your path or step on a crack – break your mother's back on your way here today.
See that pile of 13 kinds of doughnuts over there? And the 13 kinds of coffee on the other side? Help yourself. Folks are really superstitious, don't you think?
Here in Asia, if anything, superstitions run at a much higher level than anywhere else – except maybe Africa and the West Indies . Ghosts abound as well…
Tetraphobia is the fear of the number four. Why? Because phonetically it sounds like the word for "death" in Korean, Chinese and Japanese, as well as in many other East Asian and some Southeast Asian languages. It is not uncommon for buildings (including offices, apartments, hotels) to lack floors with the number 4. Finnish mobile phone manufacturer Nokia's 1xxx-9xxx series of mobile phones does not include any model numbers beginning with a 4. In Japan , this is for the same reason - the sound of the number ( ? , shi) has the same sound as the Japanese word for "death" ( ? , shi).
Even when I was selling real estate in Toronto , I could never show houses with the number 4 in the address to Chinese clients. They wouldn't even go in. You won't see many Chinese licence plates with 4 in them either. 8 is the lucky number in China and Hong Kong . In fact, the licence place 8888 reportedly sold for 1 million HK dollars. I believe it. In Thailand , 9 is the fortuitous number because the current king is the 9 th in his line to hold the throne.
The picture above shows the elevator buttons in a Shanghai Apartment building. Notice there are no # 4, 13 th or 14 th floors. There is however a -1 floor which might be the basement, d'you think?
See ya! Be careful crossing the street, eh!
Bob
Paul from Toyko comments:
In Japan , the number 4 is sometimes considered bad luck because one pronunciation of the word sounds like the Japanese word for "death."
We do have 4th floors in buildings, but the superstition does manifest itself in one meaningful way. When invited to a Japanese wedding, it is customary to give the new couple an envelope with 2 crisp ¥10,000 notes in it. This is to help offset the cost of the usually very expensive wedding party. (I should mention that husbands and wives are not always invited as many of the guests are business colleagues or the like. Or teachers from the past, and that is where this has affected me.)
In the case where a husband and a wife are invited together, as often happened to me, that would mean 4 ¥10,000 notes, but 4 is an unlucky number so four of them is a no-no. That forces the choice of giving three of them, and looking like a cheapskate, or giving five which is what most couples do. So, at todays's current exchange rates, that would be about US$615 or Thai Baht 18,000.
I kid you not. Talk about bad luck. That is what a wedding invitation can be in this country.
Bob's reply:
Yikes! Elope kids…and good luck to ya!
Secret Triskaidekaphilia
A splendiferous day to you! Join me for a mug and a virtual treat. Better grab a couple. Got a long one for you today. You only gain virtual calories anyway but you can get rid of them by doing some virtual exercises… such as walking up 13 imaginary flights of stairs. I got a note the other day from my friend Paul in Tokyo . The elevator in his building went off and he and his good lady, Neng, had to walk up real stairs to his apartment on the 13 th floor. Ugh! That got me to thinking…always dangerous, eh!
Many buildings don't have a 13 th floor. They are as rare as hens' teeth. Unsuperstitious developers who build high rises with a 13 th floor often find themselves with many offices or apartments vacant on that floor. People are fearful of anything to do with that number.
Triskaidekaphobia is from the Greek tris meaning "3," kai meaning "and," and deka meaning "10". Together it is fear of the number 13. But why are so many people afraid of it?
Superstition around thirteen has been variously associated to Norse mythology, the Last Supper, the Knights Templar and the fall of Constantinople .
Ancient Persians believed the twelve constellations in the Zodiac controlled the months of the year, and each ruled the earth for a thousand years at the end of which the sky and earth collapsed in chaos. Therefore, the thirteenth is identified with chaos and the reason Persians leave their houses to avoid bad luck on the thirteenth day of the Persian Calendar, a tradition called Sizdah Bedar.
The Vikings believed that Loki in the Norse pantheon was the 13th god. More specifically, Loki was believed to have engineered the murder of Balder, and was the 13th guest to arrive at the funeral. This is perhaps related to the superstition that if thirteen people gather, one of them will die in the following year.
Some Christian traditions have it that at the Last Supper, Judas, the disciple who betrayed Jesus, was the 13th to sit at the table.
On Friday 13 October 1307, the Knights Templar were arrested by Philip IV of France .
Tall buildings around the world traditionally skip thirteen in their floor count.
Anyone dedicated to trivia will note that the code name for Microsoft Exchange Server 2007 was Exchange 12, but the next major release of its mail server was code named Exchange 14. Microsoft skipped 13 for the same reason that many hotels don't have a thirteenth floor—superstition!
On the other hand, one man's fear is another's favour. Contrarians such as NBA player Wilt Chamberlain and NFL quarterback Dan Marino, both wore thirteen on their jerseys. They might enjoy a stay at Fairmont Hotels & Resorts which can provide accommodations on that rarest of all spaces… the infamous thirteenth floor! The Plaza , a Fairmont Hotel in New York, Fairmont The Queen Elizabeth in Montreal, The Fairmont Hotel Vancouver , Fairmont Vancouver Airport , and Fairmont Dubai , all of which embrace their inner thirteenth floors.
Now personally, I like the number 13. If you were a regular and cheerful customer in a bakery and usually ordered a dozen of something… let's say doughnuts for the sake of argument, okay? Well, every once in a while, the baker would toss in a free doughnut…the 13 th one which became known as a Baker's Dozen . Want one?
To be continued…
Bob
Saturday, November 6, 2010
VooDoo Donuts – A little chocolate black magic!
- Dissolve yeast in 1/2 c. warm water (110-115 degrees)
- Add 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg and yeast mixture to first mixture.
- Add more flour just to be able to knead dough.
- Knead on pastry cloth about 5 minutes.
- Let rest for 10 minutes.
- Roll out 1/4" thick and cut into strips 1 by 6.
- Cover with clean cloth and let rise 1 hour.
- Deep fry at 375 degrees until light brown on both sides (slip raised side into fat first.
- This gives flat side a chance to raise as they cook.)
- Drain on paper towel and frost with the following:
- Boil 1/4 cup butter, 1/2 cup brown sugar, 2 tablespoons cream or evaporated milk, about 3 minutes.
- Add flavoring and just enough confectioners' sugar to make a spreading consistency.
Bob
Friday, November 5, 2010
It's déjà vu all over again…
It seems to me I've seen you before… oh yeah, you were here yesterday, weren't you. Well, in that case, it's déjà vu all over again. Nice to see you, as always. Ramble on over here with that cup of coffee you're holding. Grab us a couple treats off the tray and plunk your keester down. You want the cream one or the chocolate one?
Deja vu is a French phrase meaning 'already seen,' referring to the distinct, puzzling, and mysterious feeling of having experienced a specific set of circumstances before. You might walk into a building in a foreign country you've never visited, for example, and sense that the setting is eerily and intimately familiar. Apparently there are a couple of common ‘flu-fighting' drugs around that, when taken together, increase the incidence of ‘déjà vu'.
If, like me, you believe we've been here before, then a lot can be explained by reincarnation. See, here in Thailand , most folks are Buddhists (my dyslexic digits wanted to spell that Bubbahists but that'd more like folks around Texas or Tennessee , wouldn't it?). Anyway, Buddhists believe we all have many lives. That being the case, it is just possible that we do receive the occasional fleeting glimpse from a past life or two. What do you think? Ever experienced déjà vu? Only when the bills come in at the end of the month, eh!
Been there… done that… and got the t-shirt! Déjà vu again tomorrow?
Bob
D'you know that reincarnation was actually part of early Christianity until the wife of Emperor Justinian decided she didn't like it so that became the end of it. Guess we know who the boss was in that family, eh! I think it was Justinian but could have been Constantine . Correct me if I have erred…
Comment from Doug in Bangkok:
Hi Bob,
Never seen as chip buttie done with a burger bun! They're usually on white bread cut in the traditional door step manner. However with the wide acceptance of everything American in the UK another proud tradition has probably bitten the dust. Cheers.
Bob's Reply:
Thought I saw Daisy's husband, what's ‘is name, with one on that Mrs. Bucket show but that's TV and I'm probably mistaken anyway. I bow to local knowledge.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
What came before the beginning?
Bob
Thank you, John Montagu!
Monday, November 1, 2010
Why Grandmother…What big feet you have!
Hello! You’ve got that “I know something you don’t’ look on your face. What’ve you been up to, huh? Sit down, pour yourself a steaming mug of coffee, sample a doughnut or a dough-no-nut and talk to me… Did you see where Microsoft is using Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Yeti to promote their Internet Explorer? Privacy is their theme and of course these creatures like theirs, to be sure. To me, these creatures, real or imagined, have always been an interesting topic.
For decades, large, hairy, manlike beasts called Bigfoot or Sasquatch have been reported by eyewitnesses across America. But there’s never been conclusive proof of their existence. Not one has been killed by a hunter, struck dead by a speeding car, or even died of natural causes far as we know. In the absence of hard evidence like teeth or bones, support comes down to eyewitness sightings and ambiguous photos and films. Since it is logically impossible to prove a universal negative, science will never be able to prove that creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster do not exist, and it is possible that these mysterious beasts lurk far from prying eyes.
Having flown over the Rockies many times, I can tell you that there are inaccessible valleys where I am sure no human has ever been… so in my books anything goes. In remote locations such as these, who knows what lives there?
In the South Pacific, the island of Papua-New Guinea is similarly mountainous. Tribes live their whole lives in one of thousands of valleys and it is thought that many there are tribes that have yet to come into contact with the outside world. An estimate is that there are 750 different languages spoken on the island.
Mind you, if you looked at how many languages are spoken in, say, Toronto or New York, there’d probably be more than a hundred, eh? I recall the Toronto Tax bill being printed in I don’t know how many languages, including Thai!
Anyway…gotta get back to baking that first million…
Catch ya tomorra!
Bob