Creme de la Weird

Hi ya! How's it going today? I trust you-re just tickety-boo, as they say...they being the British, I mean. Help yourself to a mug of Arabica juice and a virtual treat while I tell you about one particular, or perhaps peculiar is a better word, Brit.


 Whitby, U.K., town councilman Simon Parkes, 58, confessed to a reporter in June that he had had an extramarital affair -- in fact, an extraterrestrial extramarital affair -- with the 9-foot-tall Cat Queen, and that she had borne him a child. 

Parkes said the Cat Queen is biding her time until technology is available to bring her and the child to Earth. 

Said Parkes, "There are plenty of people in my position who don't choose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers." No...really?

Parkes said his wife knows about his periodic meetings with the Cat Queen and is "very unhappy, clearly." 

Now why would that be, I wonder, eh? Having an affair with ET's sister shouldn't be any big deal these days, considering all the weird stuff happening out there in the world...not to mention the rest of the universe.

See ya, eh!

Bob