Burritos the size of babies!

Hola! Great to see you today. Thanks for dropping out of the cybersky into my world. Mind you don't drop on the babies, eh! Hold your coffee mug under the spigot there and snaggle a virtual treat with the other. Snaggle, I said...not strangle! Hey...do you like Mexican food?

Gorditos, a popular Mexican restaurant in Seattle, sells burritos the size of babies. No, it’s not an exaggeration, and to prove it, they’ve covered a whole wall with photos of their burritos next to some of their customers’ infants.

At Gorditos, Mexican burritos can weigh up to four pounds, not as much as most newborns, but ridiculously close. These Grande Burritos consist of two tortillas, a sea of meat, guacamole, cheese, rice lettuce and sour cream, and cost just $9. 

Considering it usually takes two people to finish one of these calorie bombs, you could say eating at Gorditos is a bargain. But the Seattle-based restaurant offers further incentives to patrons who just had a baby. If they agree to have their less than one-month-old infant next to one of the baby-sized burritos, they can dine for free. It’s been a hard-to-pass deal for a lot of parents, as demonstrated by the fact that the walls of both Gorditos locations are covered with photos of babies and burritos.

But people will gladly pay for one of these gargantuan dishes as confirmed by one of the joint’s waiters, who says it’s one of their most popular items and that they sell dozens every day.

I have a good appetite but I think I'd be hard pressed to finish one of these Gordito's specials. How 'bout you? Could you go for one?

See ya, eh!

Bob