Anti-Paparazzi Clothing

Hi ya! How's it going so far today? I'm glad you dropped by for a mug of coffee and a virtual treat. It gets lonely sitting in my virtual cafe looking out at millions of people zipping around cyberspace. But it's still better than going out and walking down a street with hoards of paparazzi following your every move, isn't it? Doesn't it get tiresome with them taking pictures of you unaware...or in your unaware? I know. Me,too We wish, eh! Well now there's help...

Thanks to DJ Chris Holmes, celebrities can now ward off those pesky paparazzi and their intrusive photography with ease. They just need to wear pieces from Holmes’ new ‘Anti Paparazzi Collection’ – a line of clothing made from a reflective material that completely ruins flash photographs.

The collection currently consists of a hooded jacket, an infinity scarf, suit pants, a blazer, and a hat. While they look like regular clothes, the fabric is actually coated with glass nanospheres. This coating makes the clothes act like mirrors when hit with bright light, so the resulting images are horribly underexposed and the wearer is practically invisible.

Thank goodness for that. I'm going to rush right down to Giant Tiger and see if they have the new clothing in stock yet! If not, maybe Walmart will have it, right?

See ya, eh!

Bob