Friday, September 13, 2013

3 ways to a healthy, tasty coffee!

Hi ya! Nice to see you! How's it going, eh? Having a caffo day, are you? Fill your mug and snag a virtual treat while I forward this advice from Dr. Weil about keeping your coffee calories down... 

A cup of plain, black coffee has about 10 calories. But add sugar, sweet whipped cream and other flavor enhancers and coffee-shop staples such as mocha lattes can contain more calories than a Big Mac. 

When you consider that many people have these drinks daily, the total calorie intake can add up quickly. If you are not ready to give up coffee but want to steer away from the sugar-laden versions, try these simple steps: you'll still get the flavor, but with less sugar.
  1. Skip the chocolate sauce and instead opt for a small piece of high-quality dark chocolate (at least 70 percent cocoa solids) on the side.
  2.  Add cinnamon (which may aid digestion) rather than caramel or other sweeteners.
  3. Forgo the whipped cream; a modest amount of unsweetened half-and-half is a better choice.
 Now me...I prefer to take my coffee black. When asked what I take in my coffee, I usually say, "Coffee." Though occasionally in the morning, on an empty stomach, I may take a little low-fat milk. Buries the taste of the coffee though...in my book at least. 

A little low-fat treat with my coffee doesn't hurt (much) either though I was reading another note from Dr. Al and he's advocating a protein diet (a la Caveman Diet). 

On that score, I tend to agree with him because carbs = extra weight in all the wrong places (my belly for example). So I'm trying (again) to cut down on grains, bread, et al. No I am not going so far as to only eat what I can catch and I have nothing whatsoever to do with the three cats and a chihuahua that are missing from the neighbourhood! I swear!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Cat Mayor Of Alaskan Town Attacked By Dog

Well hi there! Traffic rough in cyberspace today? Never mind. Sit ye doon to a perky mug of coffee and a virtual muffin. Now...if you remember a couple years back, I ran a story about a dog being elected mayor of a small town in the USA. They must like their animal mayors in the US because here's a story about a meow-mayor in Alaska...

A yellow tabby who has been the honorary mayor of an Alaskan town for 16 years has been attacked by a dog. Mayor Stubbs survived the mauling in Talkeetna and is recovering at the Big Lake-Susitna Veterinary Hospital in Wasilla. He suffered a wound in his side, a fractured sternum and a punctured lung, and underwent three hours of surgery.

A message posted on his Facebook page joked that Secret Service protection would be needed in future. "While at this point in time it is impossible to know whether my attack was politically motivated, I do hope that the government will seriously consider providing me with some Secret Service protection in the future to assist in preserving my remaining eight lives," it read.

"I am thankful for the opportunity to continue leading the great town of Talkeetna onwards to brighter tomorrows." His owner, Lauri Stec, said the cat was heavily sedated because he was in "so much pain" after the attack.

Stubbs is now reportedly breathing on his own after relying on a chest tube for a couple of days. Ms Stec, owner of a general store in the small town, said she planned to file a police report, adding that the dog "needs to go away".

Stubbs was discovered among a box of kittens in 1997, and was named after his lack of tail. He ascended to power shortly afterwards when the town's 800 inhabitants did not like the candidates in a mayoral election and encouraged enough people to elect the feline instead.

Although his position is honorary, Stubbs' popularity has grown over the years, earning him national fame and subsequent visits from tourists.

So there you go, eh. Maybe we need more cats in politics rather than half the jackasses we have now! What'd'ya think?

See ya, eh!

Bob


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

How to test your batteries

G'day to you, eh! Thanks for dropping out of cybersky for a few minutes. Pull up a mug, add a virtual treat and a little conversation and that's a good recipe for the day, wouldn't you say? Tony in Manchester, U.K. sent this too me. It's so neat, I couldn't resist sharing it with you. It's something that should make you say, “Well, I’ll be darned; how about that”.        


QUICK and EASY
Battery Tester --

BET YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS????? Be sure to watch – skip the adv.

Hey, this is good information.

I'm sure the simplicity will surprise you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_m6p99l6ME


See ya, eh!

Bob

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

The Litigious Society


All rise! Rise up and have a caffo day. Of course if you're hovering around cyberspace, you've already risen and so don't have to do so again...unless you want to. A treat to see you! Why don't you fill your mug and snag a virtual muffin or two. Not a calorie in sight. Boy have I got a story for you today...

A lawyer and former spokesman for the judiciary of Kenya filed a petition in July with the International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, seeking a retrial of Jesus Christ and naming as defendants the state of Israel, King Herod, various Jewish elders, the former emperor of Rome (Tiberius), and of course Pontius Pilate. 

Dola Indidis claims that the proceedings before Roman courts did not conform to the rule of law at the time. (Indidis' claim had been dismissed by the High Court in Nairobi, and a spokesperson for the ICJ said the court has no jurisdiction in such a case, for it is not one between governments.) [Jerusalem Post, 7-30-2013] 

Good luck, eh! Calling eye witnesses might be a tad difficult. However, I can see this being turned into a major movie, can't you? Give me your castings for King Herod, Jesus, Emperor Tiberius and Pontius Pilate, would you? Mine? In order...Sir Anthony Hopkins, Johnny Depp, Liam Nielson and Tom Cruise only because he seems to be in everything though I haven't the faintest reason why.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Monday, September 9, 2013

Dubai Tuner Gives Back Seat Driving a Whole New Meaning

Well a wonderfully caffo day to you! Hope life's driving you in the right direction. Pour some freshly roasted and ground arabica into your mug. Help yourself to a virtual treat then sit back and let Ali do the driving (if you happen to be in Dubai, I mean).

Seen from the outside, the 2008 Nissan Patrol modified by Ali, of Kingdom Customs Garage, in Dubai, looks completely normal, but open the front door and you’ll notice a few details are missing. And by details I mean the steering wheel, pedals, shift stick…

You probably haven’t seen anything like this before; I certainly haven’t. Sick of sitting behind the wheel while his friends had all the fun in the back, Ali, a tuner from Dubai moved the driver’s seat to the back of his 2008 Nissan Patrol. 

The steering wheel now sits behind the front seats, along with the pedals, dashboard gauges, manual transmission and even the rear-view mirror. All that’s left in the front is the dashboard and a series of LED screens for the passengers to pass the time while the driver does his thing in the back. This is either photoshopped! The car is actually drivable.

"May I see your license and registration please?"
"But I'm not driving, officer."
"What do mean you're not...hey, where's the steering wheel?"
"Back there."
"Oh, I see. Okay. Roll down your back window, please so I can talk to the driver. I can't believe I just said that!"
"Do you have a back seat driver's license, sir?"

See ya, eh!''

Bob

PS: Good winter project for you, eh!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Man Marries Goat!

Hey hey! A caffo day to you indeed!  It's Sunday and I'm off to participate in my usual Sunday Market at the Old Mill in Martintown. If you're out and about eastern Ontario, I'll be there from 9:00 - 4:00. Anyway...thanks for orbiting by today. Fill your mug and snag a virtual treat. I'd upload a slice of my new banana coconut milk cake for you but I haven't quite figured it out. It's getting my goat, it is. Speaking of which...

Aparecido Castaldo, a retired stone cutter from Jundiai, Brazil has decided to marry his beloved Carmella, a goat. Because no Christian minister would agree to perform the marriage ceremony, the two will be wed by a known satanic leader, in the Church of the Devil.

People have married their pets in the past, although in most cases the marriage ceremony was just a symbolic one performed by family or friends. However, 74-year old Aparecido Castaldo, a widower and father-of-seven, apparently wanted to be united with his goat Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister. 

Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted with his unusual request wanted to perform the ceremony, so Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just happens to be one of the most famous satanists in Brazil. 

The wedding is scheduled to take place at midnight, on October 13, at the Devil’s Church, in Sao Paolo. ”Only our church accepted this love between man and animal because we have no prejudice,” Toninho said.

Ba-a-a-a-a is all I have to say on the subject.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Saturday, September 7, 2013

No Internet, No Cable, No Problem

A Caffo day to you! Caffo to me! Caffo everyone I say. My definition of 'Caffo'? Glad you asked. It's a wish that you will have a marvelous day full of happiness, good health, prosperity...and the odd mug of coffee here or there through the day. What'cha up to? Anything startling - like giving up your cellphone, ipad, ipod, etc? Well fetch yourself a mugful of coffee, a virtual treat and pull up a chair while I tell you about a family that has done just that.

Most people couldn’t imagine a day without their fancy smartphones, but a family in Guelph, Ontario, Canada has decided to shun all post-1986 technology from their lives for a whole year, as part of a social experiment.

It all started last year when Blair McMillan asked his five-year old son if he wanted to come outside and play, only to realize that even on a perfect summer day the child preferred to stay indoors and play video games on an iPad. He started thinking about his own childhood and how today’s youth have become so dependent on modern technology like computers, mobile phones and the internet. 

The 26-year-old father-of-two talked to teens and young people in their 20′s, most of which confessed they couldn’t even picture their lives without all their different gadgets, and began questioning contemporary public service announcements that encourage parents to get their kids active outdoors for at least 30 minutes a day. 

He remembered that when he was a child, it was nearly impossible to keep kids siting quietly indoors for half an hour. And that’s when it hit him – what if he could go back in time and give his own children a taste of how life was back then? Since April, the McMillans have given up all modern-day technology, and went back to living in 1986 (the year Blair and his wife were born) with its bad hair, cassette tapes and most importantly, real social interaction.

Isn't that how the Amish and Mennonites started way back? They decided they didn't need all the new fangled gadgets of the time - electricity, indoor plumbing, cars, tractors or anything else with a motor.  Maybe there's a movement afoot...the New Amish. Life before computers...seems I remember that although my memory does get a little hazy now and then. What's your name again?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Friday, September 6, 2013

Lonely Bachelor Wanders Manhattan Looking for a Rich Wife

Caffo,eh! How's it going? Ready got a mugga and a virtual treat? Why the heck not? Cool one today. Here in beautiful downtown (almost) Cornwall it was 3C when we woke up. It's only September for cripes sake! Someone's not telling us something... that's for sure. Christmas catalogues in August. Now,a week or so later it's plunged down to 3 degrees. What the heck is going on, eh? Well, at least we're not out wandering the streets like some folks...

For the past 12 years, Robert Darling, a 58-year old unemployed man from New jersey, has been traveling to Manhattan in search of a life companion. To make it easier for women to notice him, he carries a sandwich board which reads “Looking for a rich lady to be my wife”, along with his phone number and email.

Robert Darling has never had much luck with the ladies. He has never been in a serious relationship, and never realized he wanted someone to spend the rest of his life with until his middle age. And because he got such a late start in his quest for love, he decided extreme measures were necessary to find a suitable companion. 

Ever since 2001, Robert has been traveling to Manhattan twice a week to advertise himself to potential wives using a sandwich board. It might sound like a joke o a lot of people, but the lonely bachelor says that every time he leaves home he tells himself that could be the day he finally meets the woman he will settle down with. 

The sign is pretty clear about his intentions, but so far it hasn’t worked quite as well as he would have hoped. Many women have stopped to have a talk with Darling or have their picture taken with him, but he has been on a single date, and that was with a woman who actually wanted him to marry a friend of hers so she could get a green card.

That's not me in the picture though his name is Bob, too. I'm perfectly happy with the wife I already have. Just wanted to clarify that...

Reminds me of the story of the avid fisherman who ran an ad in the paper. "Looking for a wife. Must have a boat. Please send picture of the boat!"

See ya, eh!

Bob

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Wife Tells Husband to Take Up a Hobby

Caffo, eh! Since I didn't get a better suggestion  for a new greeting, I've opted to try out 'Caffo!'. Has a nice ring to it, don't'cha think? It's like 'Ciao!' but with more caffeine. So...how the heck are you today? Wonderful to see you. Pour some coffee into your mug and snag a virtual treat while I ask you a two part question: a) Do you have a hobby? and b) Do you like wine? Got'cha wondering, don't I? Well here's what can happen when a wife tells her husband that he needs a hobby...

Two California couples, Jim and Mary Lambert of Carmichael, and Bob and Di Nelson of Fair Oaks, have spent the last three years making a life-size rhinoceros sculpture out of plywood, foam and 12,000 wine corks.

It all started one day, three years ago, when Mary told her husband Jim to take up a hobby. Instead of choosing a typical pastime like fishing or woodworking, Jim immediately thought of the thousands of wine corks he had been collecting for the past 20 years, and said ‘OK, I will build a giraffe out of corks.’ 

But then he realized giraffes are 20 feet tall and quickly changed his idea. ”I said, ‘Mary, forget the giraffe, we’re going to build a rhinoceros,’ ”

Jim’s sole artistic experience was an art class he had taken back in college, but Bob Nelson and his wife Di, old friends of the Lamberts, were eager to jump on board as soon as they heard about the quirky project. They put up their garage as a work space, and Bob, who was an architect, started working on the frame of the artwork. 

Using an online photo of a rhinoceros as a guide for proportions and size, Nelson crafted the structural frame from plywood and added pieces of plastic foam to give it the appropriate shape. All that was left to do was cover the whole 12-foot-long sculpture with Jim’s wine corks.

And when he ran out of corks, he'd have to open another bottle or twenty of wine, I guess. 

What's a guy to do. Wife says "Get a hobby." Happy wife = Happy life!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Pop-Out Coffee!

Hey, you know what? I think it's time we had a new greeting. I'm getting tired of Hello! Hi! Etc! How about Coffo! No... sounds like you're getting sick... and it is that time of the year. Kids back to school and half of them coughing. Send me your thoughts - something to do with coffee though is what I'm thinking. Mull it over while you sip on your coffee and munch away on a virtual treat. Speaking of coffee...

Latte art has become very popular in recent years, with more and more talented baristas using the fragile milk foam as a miniature canvas for their artworks, but Japan’s Kohei Matsuno is already taking the delicate art form to a whole new level with his amazing 3D latte masterpieces.

Kohei Matsuno used to work in an Osaka restaurant where he used latte art to surprise his clients. However, he noticed people are not so easily impressed with the usual designs on their cups of caffeinated beverages anymore, so he decided to step up his game. 

He had become an expert at creating traditional Japanese landscapes, popular manga characters and realistic portraits on milk foam, but he still felt restricted by the flat surface of his delicious canvas. 

To make things really interested he began using large amounts of milk foam to design all kinds of cute shapes, decorating them with with a sharp utensil, usually a toothpick. This ingenious trick has made Kohei one of the most popular latte artists in Japan. Using the alias “Mattsun”, the young barista now spends his days taking ideas from his fans and turning them into delicious reality.

Creativity knows no bounds, eh! Thought of a new greeting yet?  Something short and catchy like 'ciao'. Muggo might work. Any ideas?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Least Competent Criminals



Well, hi there! How's it going? Wonderful to see you, y'know. Fill your mug with some perky Arabica and snag a no-fat virtual treat while I tell you about a guy who...well, remember the expression "The lights are on but there's nobody home"? Let's go visit his home, shall we?

A computer virus called "Ransomware" has been freezing computers since 2012, the FBI acknowledged, making much work for tech support, but likely never causing the victim to be arrested until Jay Matthew Riley, 21, of Woodbridge, Va., came along. 

The virus tricks people into thinking the FBI has discovered that they had inadvertently viewed child pornography and locks their computer, but since the viewing was probably accidental, "allows" them to avoid arrest by paying a $300 fine to unfreeze the computer. 

Riley apparently did have child porn (inadvertently gathered or not) on his computer and, frightened by the virus, gratuitously inquired at a local police station whether there were warrants for his arrest. No, they said, but in the course of conversation, he consented to a search and was arrested.  

Talk about looking for trouble, eh! Makes you wonder...

See ya, eh!

Bob

Monday, September 2, 2013

Running from Canada to Argentina Barefoot

Ni Hao! Hola! How's tricks? Great to see you today! Sidle up to the coffee urn and pull yourself a mugful. Then, swish it around and munch on a virtual treat while I tell you about another crazy Canadian, eh! 

Joseph Michael Liu Kai-Tsu Roqueni, a young engineer from Montreal, is planning to raise money for charity by running 19,000 kilometers, from Canada to Argentina, within 18 months, barefoot.

The self-described “Chexican” – because of his Chinese, Mexican and Canadian heritage – had been training for his epic barefoot run across the Americas for a year before he finally kicked off his official trek on July 2.  

Joseph left from his hometown of Montreal and will cross 14 countries all the way down to Ushuaia, Tierra del Fuego, known as the southernmost city in the world. His feet will cover 19,000 kilometers (11,806 miles), a distance about 7,000 kilometers greater than the Earth’s diameter.  

The 32-year-old engineer is not the first person in the world to run such a great distance, but he is the first who plans on doing it without proper running shoes. Roqueni has always tried to do things differently, and the biggest motivation for running to the end of the world barefoot was that “no one else had done it”. 

It’s also the cheaper alternative, because he won’t have to spend thousands of dollars on dozens of pairs, and he’ll be able to move faster without the extra baggage slowing him down. Of course, he may have to stop periodically to have his feet bandaged, taped, etc. If he happens to develop a blister, ouch! Talk about slowing the pace, eh!

Ah well, we wish him well on his journey, oh and,

Joseph Michael Liu Kai-Tsu...if they've got any interesting coffee down there, bring us back a sample, would'ya? We assume you are flying back not walking.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Sunday, September 1, 2013

The Pavlov Poke – A Shocking Way to Cure Facebook Addiction

Well hi there! Great to see you today. How're you keeping? All right? Good! Pour some coffee into your mug and snag a virtual doughnut (completely fat-free!). 

Say...do you spend a lot of time on Facebook? The other day I chanced to be in a local Dollar Store. While I was waiting in line, the cashier was chatting to a customer ahead of me about Facebook. She carried on when she got to me. I am not one who spends much time at all on social media. As I was leaving, she said, "See you on Facebook!"

Frustrated by the amount of time they spent on Facebook during workdays, two MIT doctoral candidates have created the Pavlov Poke, a keyboard palm rest that sends electric shocks whenever the user spends too much time on ”email, social networking, or other online distractions”.

Robert R. Morris and Dan McDuff are both Ph.D. candidates at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, but like millions of other internet users out there, they are also social media addicts. 

After estimating they waste a combined 50 hours a week on Facebook, the two decided to take a new approach to fighting social media addiction by using electroshock therapy to keep users from wasting most of their days on sites like Facebook and Twitter. 

Named after the well-known Russian psychologist who performed behavioral experiments on dogs, the Pavlov Poke is a keyboard accessory programmed to send electrical shocks into users whenever they spend too much time scrolling through their Facebook news feed or browsing on distracting websites. The shocks are strong enough to make you react, but while they are unpleasant they are not dangerous.

Well, I for one don't need a Pavlov Poke. How about you? 

See ya eh!

Bob

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Cleaning Public Toilets as a Weekend Hobby(?)

Well, there you are. Here I was beginning to worry...but I knew you'd make it. Lots of traffic in cyberspace today? Never mind. You're here now and that's what's important so pour yourself a steaming mug of coffee and help yourself to a virtual treat, why don't'cha? Say...what's your opinion on public toilets. Sorry... did I catch you with a mouthful of muffin?

Most people would rather their bladder burst than walk into a public toilet to do their business, let alone to clean it, but the members of Tokyo social club Benjyo Soujer do it for free, with their bare hands, as a therapeutic hobby.

On Sunday mornings, a group of 35 adults and children gather at public lavatories around Tokyo, to clean them. They are members of Benjyo Soujer, a social club founded on Facebook, and their main mission is to clean themselves by cleaning cubicles. 

They start by mixing their own cocktails of cleaning agents, then huddle into the toilets spraying and scrubbing everything from the urinals and toilet bowls to the facility’s walls and floor. By the time they’re done, the place is as clean as the day it first opened its doors, maybe cleaner. 

The 35 members of the unique group don’t think of themselves as volunteers helping the local administration keep public restrooms sanitary, instead saying they do the work for themselves as a sort of spirit cleansing ritual similar to the ones practiced by Buddhist monks to find peace of heart. For some, it’s also also a fun way to blow off steam before the coming week.

Looking for something to while away your time on the weekends? With winter on its way, staying inside is a good idea. Why not make use of your time indoors? Start a new weekend hobby. Imagine the press you'd receive if you started a group to, well...clean public toilets, let's say.... Wait. Where are you going? You didn't finish your muffin! It could be a sort of penance for whatever...good for the soul, therapy and exercise all at the same time, eh. A sort of spirit cleansing ritual just like those Japanese folk. You'll feel much better afterwards...

See ya, eh!

Bob

Friday, August 30, 2013

Ready for Chirstmas yet?

Holy reindeer dropping! Are you kidding me? Hey...great to see you, by the way. Come in on a cyber-sleigh today, did you? Got your Christmas shopping done yet? Fill your coffee mug and snag a virtual treat to munch on while you thumb through your copy of the Sears Christmas Wish Book 2013! What...you don't have yours yet? C'mon. I know it's still only August but ours was delivered to our door Wednesday. Yup..in August! 

Talk about getting a jump on the season, eh! Here we are sweltering in the summer heat. Everyone's out in shorts, t-shirts, tank tops and sandals and some marketing genius who is obviously out of their cotton picking mind is sending out Christmas catalogues. Give us a break, eh!

Oh, yeah, and hockey season is right around the corner, too. Local teams are already heating up (cooling down?) with pix in the papers, write-ups and there are even replays of some of last season's games, would you believe. The season just ended in June for cripes sake. 

Now you want me to start thinking about Christmas? Have the decency to at least wait until after hallowe'en, would you...and that's two months away. There are even Christmas ornaments on sale in at least one major store here!

All right, I confess. I did remind Nong that my birthday is right after the New Year so, like, while she's out in the August heat shopping for my Christmas present, she may as well kill two birds with one stone and pick up my birthday present, eh!

Makes sense to me, no?

See ya in the stores, eh! Have a Merry Labour Day, Thanksgiving, Hallowe'en, and the rest of the holidays that fall between now and Christmas. Whatever!

Bob


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Helpful Derivative Military Technology

G'day to you!  Believe it or not, I was just thinking about you. Uh-huh! And what do you know...here you are! Great to see you. Help yourself to a mugful of coffee and a virtual muffin, eh, before I start to drone on. Did I say drone? Well, I'll be...

Manayunk Cleaners in Philadelphia has been testing delivery of customers' clothing via its own drone (a converted four-blade DJI Phantom quadcopter originally used for aerial photography), guided by GPS. 

Said one bemused customer, "I was wondering what the hell that was, to be honest." So far, the payload is limited to a shirt or towel, to be picked off the hovering aircraft by the customer, but owner Harout Vartanian hopes to buy a bigger drone soon. 

Agence France-Presse news service reported an even bolder drone program in August: delivering beer to music festival-goers in South Africa. The director of the Oppikoppi festival in Limpopo province attested to the drone's success. A reveler places an order by cellphone, which marks the location, and the drone is dispatched to lower the beer by parachute -- usually in the midst of a cheering crowd. 

Easy to see why that would earn applause...

See ya, eh!

Bob

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Stop Doing the Impossible

Hey! Hey! Thanks for dropping into a cyber-orbit around the ol' cafe today. Got another message from my pal Dr Al but let's get things in the right order, eh. Coffee and a VT and then my enlightening post. Sound good? Well don't just hover there... fill your mug and grab a megamuffin before you sidle into your chair at the table here. Ready? Here's what Dr Al has to say this morning.

Dear Bob,
I’m not popular with the powers that be.
They would prefer that I not practice anti-aging medicine.
It’s still not a recognized specialty, and we have people in the National Institutes of Aging, a branch of the National Institutes of Health – which controls billions of dollars in research money – saying that any doctor who practices anti-aging is a quack.
Many say there’s no such thing as anti-aging, and it’s impossible. But while they were busy saying that, we were busy proving them wrong.
We have lots of very strong scientific evidence that you can accomplish that goal.
In fact, starting right now, you can intervene in the mechanism of aging in a very big and important way.
And today I’m going to show you exactly how to do it.
It reminds me of the Chinese saying that goes something to the effect of, “If you’re going to say something is impossible, don’t interrupt the person doing it.”
I think of this every time the FDA interrupts one of my letters to you by telling me I can’t talk about anti-aging. They don’t want me having that conversation with you. They don’t even want me to say “anti-aging.”
What country do we live in?
It’s backfiring on the powers that be though. They want me to shut up. But people tell me one of the reasons they want to read my letters is that I won’t. I’m willing to say things that are counter-current and unpopular.
For example, no one but me has written much about the most consequential effect of aging on your physiology and anatomy. And that is that is this: Your lungs shrink.
Your pulmonary capacity declines, your cardiac capacity declines, your maximum achievable heart rate declines, the amount of blood that your heart can pump declines, your total cardiac output declines, the elasticity of your cardiovascular system including the ability to dilate your arteries declines, so that you get less oxygen and less blood to your tissues.
Those are huge consequences that many of the other effects of aging come from.
Nobody talks about that except me. You can’t have an anti-aging program without addressing that. It’s like sharing a life raft with an elephant. Nothing else you do will have an impact if you allow those declines to continue.
The good news is those effects are completely reversible. You can stop them in their tracks.
I’m living proof:
  • I have the oxygen carrying capacity that exceeds the 50th percentile for an 18-year-old. So I’m not even on the graph yet and I’m 56.
  • There’s a formula that calculates how high you can get your heart rate. It’s generally accepted that it’s 220 minus your age, although there are slightly different formulas. Even using the most lenient, I should only be able to get my heart rate to 170 beats per minute. But I can get my heart rate to 220. So that means I have a biological age of zero.
How is that possible?
When they began looking at exercise, nobody took into account what would happen if you made capacity – things like heart rate and maximum oxygen uptake – the goal.
There’s a funny thing that happens in the universe that any time you focus on something. It starts to change because of your focus. Especially if you use an incremental, progressive program to challenge it.
And every time you use that newly built capacity to challenge it more, it’s like compound interest in a bank account. It has a huge effect over time.
I created a new category of exercise that uses these principles I discovered so that you can indeed reverse the age of your heart and lungs.
You may already know I call it P.A.C.E. That stands for Progressively Accelerating Cardiopulmonary Acceleration. When you use it to focus on capacity, you’re using the world’s only anti-aging exercise program.
In fact, you can start using P.A.C.E. right now. I guarantee you’ll feel greater stamina, more energy, and begin to reverse years of aging in your body.
Give yourself a bit of room, and try this movement … it’s called a Cross-Crunch.
  1. Stand upright with your legs together and arms extended in front of your chest, elbows bent.
  1. Lift your right knee toward your left elbow.
  1. At the same time, swing your right arm down and behind you.
  1. Return to starting position and repeat motion on the other side.
Alternate those two marching-style movements until you’ve reached your desired intensity for each of three sets. Stop and recover in between.
To make it a true P.A.C.E. workout, incrementally increase the challenge. Instead of marching, add a little hop, or even jump. Also, remember to include acceleration. That means shorten your recovery time between sets, or get up to your desired intensity faster.
If you’re just beginning, you can modify the cross-crunch by bringing your knee up and touching your hand to it instead of your elbow.
As you progressively increase the challenge, you will successfully reverse the age of your heart and lungs. Which shows how fun it can be to do the supposedly impossible.
To Your Good Health,

Al Sears, MD

Sounds like something I ought to try and I will...soon's I rest up a bit.

See ya, eh!

Bob

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Amazing Banana Sculptures

Yo! Wassup, eh! Glad you dropped out of the cybersky today to join me in a perky mug of coffee and a virtual treat. Try a banana nut muffin, why don't'cha? Speaking of bananas...

Keisuke Yamada is a self-taught Japanese artist who takes plain bananas and turns them into edible masterpieces. Using only a spoon and toothpicks the talented food artist works against the clock, trying to finish his pieces before the fruit begins to oxidize.

Sculpting bananas is not easy. The fragile texture of the fruit and the fact that you can’t add more material to cover up a mistake like you would with clay makes it a very difficult material to work with. And that’s exactly what makes 26-year-old Keisuke Yamada’s art so special. 

It all began little over two ears ago when he peeled a banana and thought it would be interesting to carve something into it. His first creation was a simple smiling face, but he received such a positive reaction from art fans that he felt inspired to pursue the idea further. Using only a spoon to prime the banana by smoothing its surface and toothpicks for carving its flesh, Keisuke created an entire series of banana sculptures that won him international acclaim after the photos he uploaded to Japanese art site, Pixiv, went viral. 

In his interviews with some of the largest sites in the world, Yamada revealed he works as an electrician by day, and becomes an expert banana carver during the night. He described the artistic process as a race against time, trying to finish his creations in less than 30 minutes after the peeled banana has been exposed to air. Taking too long causes the fruit to turn brown ruining the whole piece. 

Once he’s finished, he quickly takes a photo after which he eats the banana.

Makes perfectly good sense to me. My banana sculptures are usually round and bricklike as I build a PB&B sandwich. Not too interesting or artistic but very tasty!

See ya, eh!

Bob

Monday, August 26, 2013

Haute Water

Well hi there! Wonderful to see you! Thanks for clicking by. 'Water' you up to? Hah...you think I misspelt that, don't'cha? Fill your coffee mug and munch on a virtual treat while I'll tell you about it. 

The upscale restaurant at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art announced in August that it would soon add a 20-item selection of waters from around the world, priced from $8 to $16 a bottle (except for a $12 "tasting menu"). 

Martin Riese, general manager of Ray's & Stark Bar, who is also a renowned water gourmet, will sell his own California-made 9OH2O, which comes in "limited editions of 10,000 individually numbered glass bottles" at $14 each. 

Said Riese, "(M)any people don't know that water is just as important to the entire dining experience (as, say, a good wine)." 

Riese has been certified as a Water Sommelier by the German Mineral Water Association. 

Somebody needs to be 'certified'... that's for sure! But then again, I did a post some time ago about 'diet' water so 'gourmet' water should be no surprise. Me? I'll stick with CTW...Cornwall Tap Water and all its fluoride. I'm thinking of marketing my own brand - OOTT (Out Of The Tap). $12 a bottle sounds fair, eh. What do you think?

See ya, eh!

Bob

Sunday, August 25, 2013

He's like a son to me...

Allo! Allo! How are you today then? Tickety boo? Pour yourself a mugga and reach for a squishy, gooey cream slice while I tell you what's happening out there. Families have changed in modern times - with pets widely considered to be much-loved members, according to new research. According to Ancentry.co.uk found that 90% of pet owners think of their animal as part of the family.

A third (33%) of those even claim to prefer their pets to real life members of their family, with one in six (15%) considering their pet more important than their cousin. Nah, my cousin in England is much more important than any pet...though he doesn't fetch as well as he used to!

Dog owners are the most keen to make their pet a bonafide family member, with 16% choosing to include the animal in the 2011 Census. A number of these even listed their dog as their "son" on the official form.

But this animal infatuation is by no means a 21st century phenomenon, with pets also listed in the 1911 Census. For example, Arthur and Elizabeth Delve from Smethwick found it fit to record the existence of their "faithful Irish terrier Biddy". Biddy, it was noted, was a "magnificent watch and a demon on cats and vermin".

Another canine in the 1911 Census is 'Roger the Watchdog' who lived in Dulwich. His journalist owner James Little listed his age at five and a rather fitting profession of "looking after the house".

Paintings of pets were particularly popular in Victorian Britain when wealthy women were known to sit for pictures with perfectly groomed lap dogs. This trend persists today with one in 20 owners confessing they have commissioned a professional portrait of their animal.

Many British people also leave behind a more permanent token of affection.Nearly one in 10 (9%) of dog owners love the animal so much that they are planning on leaving money or assets to them in their will.

Ancestry.co.uk commissioned ICM Research to question 2,000 UK adults aged 18 and over this month about attitudes towards pets. Of these, 1,172 were pet owners.

Even though they say that families have changed, if you compare the 2011 census with the 1911 one, they were still listing pets as family members back then. We just have a lot more people around now.  Me? I like dogs, cats and most other critters except anything that thinks it is higher than me on the food chain.  

Of course, some folks hold different views of animals:

See ya, eh!

Bob

Saturday, August 24, 2013

The Hidden People of Iceland

Hey! Hey! Great to see you. Thanks for dropping out of the cybersky. You didn't land on any little people, did ya? We'll get to that in a moment. First though, pour some refreshingly perky Arabica into your coffee mug and massage a virtual mega muffin onto your plate. Now then...the little people. We're all familiar with the little people in Ireland...leprechauns, eh. Well Ireland is not the only place that has little people.

Mention huldufólk (hidden people) in Iceland and you’re likely to get a variety of reactions. Few will openly admit to believing in the existence of other people, very similar to humans, who live in little houses in the rocks and are only seen by a privileged few. Yet if you dig a little deeper, almost everyone will have a story of an encounter with elves or huldufólk, often involving a close friend or family member.

A lady named Joanna apparently awoke during the night in her childhood home to find a little elf playing her piano. When the creature saw her, he stopped playing and ran away, slamming the door behind him so hard that it left the deep mark in the wooden frame she then showed us. 

Thora pointed out a set of rocks on the family land where her mother says she would play with huldufólk when she was a child. A young hotel receptionist described in vivid detail to me the difference between huldufólk, elves, trolls, and other beings she claims have made their homes on their sprawling farmland.
Huldufólk are reputedly borrowers and when something goes missing in an Icelandic house, it’s the hidden people who inevitably get the blame. 

Yet these stories have an importance far beyond the family home. Building projects have been diverted to avoid disturbing the alleged homes of huldufólk and negotiations have taken place between contractors and ‘elves’ (via a seer who acts as an intermediary) to ensure that the needs of the rock dwelling residents are not ignored. 

There are even accounts of expensive machinery breaking down and new tools being rendered useless when the rumoured homes of hidden beings have been threatened with destruction.

Only a few people claim the gift of being able to see and interact with huldufólk. Iceland’s most famous seer, Erla Stefánsdóttir, has assisted in many building projects as a ‘peacemaker’ when it’s been claimed that humans risk disturbing the other-worldly beings. She has made intricate drawings of elves, huldufólk, dwarves, longlings and other beings with whom she claims to frequently interact with.

Visitors to Iceland keen to learn more about the hidden people can take a tour of Hafnarfjörður, considered to be the elf capital of Iceland, in the company of local storyteller Sigurbjörg (Sibba) Karlsdóttir. 

Decked out in her distinctive red elfin hat, Sibba takes visitors on a 90-minute Hidden World walking tour, pointing out the sites of elf and huldufólk sightings and providing a rich tapestry of tales involving human encounters with the hidden people. 

She is not a seer herself but has collected many colourful anecdotes over the years that she now shares with her audiences. While the tour will have every visitor wishing for their own elf encounter, Sibba is quick to point out that guaranteed sightings are not included in the tour.

Whether they openly believe or not, it seems that Icelanders maintain a certain respect for huldufólk. They appear in many traditional folk tales and are associated with strong moral values and a harmony with nature. A recent survey found that most people denied the existence of huldufólk when asked directly, but when they were then given a hammer and asked to smash an ‘elf rock’, almost all refused to do it.

When Alcoa, Inc., prepared to build an aluminum smelting plant in Iceland in 2004, the government forced it to hire an expert to assure that none of the country's legendary "hidden people" lived underneath the property. 

The elf-like goblins provoke genuine apprehensiveness in many of the country's 300,000 natives (who are all, reputedly, related by blood). An Alcoa spokesman told Vanity Fair writer Michael Lewis (for an April 2009 report) that the inspection which delayed construction for six months was necessary.


Well just don't step on any is all I have to say. Spiteful little critters they can be!

See ya, eh!

Bob